Things that please IMC

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Dwaine Scum, Jan 17, 2002.

  1. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    (in no paticular order)

    Girls who put out on the first date

    that look of terror in a toddlers eyes while it gasps for its last breath

    old people being pushed down flights of stairs

    that whacky symbol of easter.... HITLER!

    little black kids selling crack for there parents..

    the way a black church burns so easily

    surprise blowjob/han'jobs from complete strangers (at gunpoint)

    that gurgling noise an old person makes when they are on life support, I call it "A Death Rattle"

    there are so many more... feel free to make your own list...
     
  2. Disorder

    Disorder New Member

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    of things that please you? jees, we dont have the first clue.. maybe:


    your work blowing glass vessels?

    your vast ammount of airport-metal detector hampering, security guard-annoying peircings?

    your fondness for children?

    or, do you mean me?

    after careful and elaborate thought i have decided to go for:

    sex with someone other than just me

    women in general

    payday

    summer

    mentally and physically damaging substances that make you feel good

    finally supressing your munchies at the 24hr at 3:20am

    fridays

    ben & jerrys

    my sleep

    speed (as in 'high velocity')

    believable film plots

    loud music
     
  3. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    See???Ed is retarded
     
  4. Disorder

    Disorder New Member

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    uhhh why?
     
  5. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Disorder:
    of things that please you? jees, we dont have the first clue.. maybe:


    your work blowing glass vessels?
    LIKE ME IMC I BEG YOU
    your vast ammount of airport-metal detector hampering, security guard-annoying peircings?
    PLEASE...LOOK HOW MUCH I KNOW ABOUT YOU,REALLY!
    your fondness for children?
    SEE???THATS YOUR JOKE,ISNT IT???
    or, do you mean me?
    HUH!IM FUNNY TOO
    after careful and elaborate thought i have decided to go for:
    BE MY FRIEND!
    sex with someone other than just me
    IM BIG AND MEAN LIKE YOU!
    women in general
    I FUCK WOMEN BY THE WAY
    payday
    I WORK-SO IM A GROWN UP...
    summer
    DONT HURT ME
    mentally and physically damaging substances that make you feel good
    DONT HURT ME
    finally supressing your munchies at the 24hr at 3:20am
    I TAKE DRUGS...DRUGS!!!
    fridays
    WITTY HUH???
    ben & jerrys
    SEEEE...I KNOW YOU
    my sleep
    ERRRR
    speed (as in 'high velocity')
    I WANNA KISS YOUR RING
    believable film plots
    ILL EVEN PRETEND IM YOOOOOO!
    loud music
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Disorder:



    now thats just lame
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
     
  6. Disorder

    Disorder New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Disorder:
    of things that please you? jees, we dont have the first clue.. maybe:


    your work blowing glass vessels?
    LIKE ME, SOMEBODY.. ANYBODY!
    your vast ammount of airport-metal detector hampering, security guard-annoying peircings?I HAVE NO LIFE!!
    your fondness for children?
    ALL I DO IS STAY UP UNTIL 4AM AND WRITE SHIT STUFF ABOUT OTHERS. GOD IM SUCH A SHIT MOTHER!
    or, do you mean me?
    AT LEAST SOMEONE IS!
    after careful and elaborate thought i have decided to go for:
    I ALREADY KNOW THAT YOU'RE OK WITH ED, I JUST CANT THINK OF ANYTHING BETTER TO DO!
    sex with someone other than just me
    I'M SKINNY AND PUTRID JUST LIKE MY BOYFRIEND.
    women in general
    NOT ME THEN!
    payday
    YES, I AM 30 AND I STILL HAVENT GOT A FUTURE APART FROM STARING AT A MONITOR FOR A LONG,LONG TIME, TRYING TO THINK SOMETHING THAT WOULD MAKE ME SOUND COOL.
    summer
    I NEED A GOOD SLAP
    mentally and physically damaging substances that make you feel good
    A REALLY GOOD SMASH IN THE FACE, BUT THAT MIGHT MAKE ME *GASP* LOOK BETTER!!
    finally supressing your munchies at the 24hr at 3:20am
    I TAKE DRUGS...DRUGS!!!
    fridays
    NOT WITTY IN THE SLIGHTEST HUH?
    ben & jerrys
    SEE, I THINK I KNOW YOU! BUT I HAVE ONLY TOUCHED THE SURFACE!
    my sleep
    GO FIGURE
    speed (as in 'high velocity')
    I WANNA KISS A CATS RING, IT WOULD BE JUST LIKE KISSING MY BOYFRIEND!
    believable film plots
    I'LL EVEN PRETEND I'M REALLY BIG!!
    loud music
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    it fucking took you long enough
     
  7. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    you people read way too much into my non-sensacal babblings


    P.S. why do you need a "hot water heater"? Why do you need your hot water heated?
     
  8. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    Ohhhhhh.....nowwww...i don't want Downsorder 'boiled' by 'heavies' just for being RETARDED,IMC!:eek though it is tempting at times!!!
     

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