Things I miss...

<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Getting laid
<LI>The 'edit function'
<LI>Driving
<LI>Pussy
<LI>Powdered soap in public restrooms
<LI>Arcades
<LI>Fucking
<LI>Innovative movies/music/games
<LI>Insurance
<LI>Snappers
<LI>Beck's in a 5L keg
<LI>Metallica, back when they were good
<LI>Marlboro Reds
<LI>Involving video games that rely on gameplay and not graphics
<LI>General apathy towards others (as opposed to loathing)
<LI>Gas pedals
<LI>Cunt
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You forgot "bearded clams".

 

An obvious oversight on my part... Consider it added. Hell, I could add it if #2 wasn't an issue...

 

Another thing I'd add...

<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Being able to ride a bicycle without having to adjust my balls every five minutes
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Powdered soap in public restrooms

 

Instead of dispensing liquid soap, these things would pump out what looked like pink dishwasher detergent. I dunno, fuck it - I miss that shit.

 

Can't say that I've ever seen the stuff.