Things a southerner will never say

The following is a list of things a redneck southern hick will never say:

Checkmate
But she's my sister!
Another beer? No, thank you.
Oh I just couldn't, hell, she's only sixteen.
I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
Duct tape won't fix that.
Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan.
Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
We don't keep firearms in this house.
Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
You can't feed that to the dog.
I thought Graceland was tacky.
No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
Wrestling's fake.
Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
We're vegetarians.
Do you think my gut is too big?
I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
Honey, we don't need another dog.
Who gives a darn who won the Civil War?
Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
Spittin is such a nasty habit.
I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
Trim the fat off that steak.
Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
The tires on that truck are too big.
I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad.
I've got it all on the C drive.
Unsweetened tea tastes better.
Would you like your fish poached or broiled?
My fiancé, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
I don't have a favorite college team.
Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
You All.
Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin tonight
Are not
We're mac people.

 

Um I am a redneck southern hick... and I am a mac person... the new G5 kicks ass

funny list... some are just 2 true... Wal-Mart fuckin RULES

and you CANT tires that are 2 big on a truck...

 

by definition, any mac person is automatically a sophisticate, unless you like being a hick of course

 

macs are for ppl who cant handle more than 1 mouse button or manually ejecting disks. i pitty mac owners

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Icenhour:
Windows are for people that cant afford macs... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

macs can dtp. thats it, nothing else. load a copy of quark and sitback in your smugness. back in the real world where real people buy real computers, we'll all be playing latest releases &ot paying through the nose for our outdated software. try and upgrade you mac, g'won i dare you! just goahead and try getting an 8x radion 9800 in there or perhaps that shiny new sata drive u've had your eyes on. hav a look at any corporate infrastructure, are these mac based servers? no. these are I386 based mashines maybe a mac for the remedial end user class. ffs stop gibbering on about subjects you obviously dont hav a fucking clue about.

i give u the "classic" mac user
Fuckin eejut


<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Icenhour:
I'm sorry <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


Apology accepted,now go play nice

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Highclass Whitetrash:
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Thought you had fucked off and joined the army. They kick you out?

 

you get no off time or acess to a simple computer in the army

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Icenhour:
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They kick you out of the Navy for being homosexual?

What about the Village People?

 

They were singers. For being homosexual in that business they give you a medal and a bonus.

And PCs are only good for games. Period. Macs are better for everything and anything else.

 

Windows are for people that cant afford macs... I'm sorry I just dont like to buy my computers from a place that also sell Dish washers i.e. Best Buy...
not to mention I saw windows Pcs at wal mart... the place I buy my kitty litter and toilet paper
Once you go Mac ... youll never fo Back


same with big nigger dick

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by KaosLite:
They were singers
And PCs are only good for games. Period. Macs are better for everything and anything else.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Care to elaborate? We use g5's at work, they run our office apps ok, that's it. My home pc runs all said apps and plays shit hot games. I fail to see the comparison. One thing I would give the mac though is they look fucking gorgeous.

 

we use macs because my husband is a film editor and graphic artist, 3d, and all dat shit... I used a pc while on vaction... it was fucked up ... seems to me macs are easier. the one thing that sux about mac... the price of software

 

amen to that
Actually, it's not PC's in general i despise, it's WINDOWS. I've just been introducd to Linux, which OSX is based on, and despite not liking the interface, i must say the reliability is excellent.

BTW: the first sale from the Macintosh company was 50 computers for $666 each. :-D Frightening numerologists is fun

 

yeah i agree with linux / windows thang but its the architecture im rating, macs just cant cut it as diversable machines!

 

Anyone know where I can buy a cheap older mac? I just need something that'd run the os9 or what-not...

 

Oh, and it'd have to have a CD burner (don't care how fast)...

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by stymie:
We use g5's at work B]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Oops.. I meant g4's. (don't think the g5 ships until september)

 

I have a really old Mac Plus. Is a total of 1 MB memory enough for you?