The Wisdom of Kevin Keegan

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Tojo Burbage, Jun 5, 2002.

  1. Tojo Burbage

    Tojo Burbage New Member

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    For all you hollbilly yanks Kevin Keegan was a perm-haired fuckwit footballer from Scunthorpe who became one of the greatest players to ever wear the red shirt of Liverpool and an England legend (open to debate that!)

    However for all off his fancy football he was as thick as fuck and I quote:

    "The Germans only have one player under 22... and he's 23"

    Anymore nuggets from people who should know better?

    Cheers!
     
  2. Matthew

    Matthew New Member

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    Soccer blows big floppy donkey dick. (and before you limeys reply neither my mom or myself also blow big floppy donkey dick.)
     
  3. Dog Breath

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    Maybe he meant 23 inches?

    He is the soccer guy wearing long pants!
     
  4. pimpchichi

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    usa won today i see
     
  5. Tojo Burbage

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    USA beat Portugal! See...even you boys are getting the hang of 'soccer' now! Welcome to the rest of the world.
     
  6. tommy710

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    yeh have a go at soccer instead of that fucking pathetic game you call 'football'lol what a fucking big laugh that is,you play with a tiny ball covered in fucking armour(padding lol its like giving a swimmer a boat) and get points for catching it lol,seeing as i come from a rugby town all you big men are welcome to come join us in a game think you might have a shock though fags.
     
  7. Dog Breath

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by tommy710:
    yeh have a go at soccer instead of that fucking pathetic game you call 'football'lol what a fucking big laugh that is,you play with a tiny ball covered in fucking armour(padding lol its like giving a swimmer a boat) and get points for catching it lol,seeing as i come from a rugby town all you big men are welcome to come join us in a game think you might have a shock though fags.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Hah, if you played real Football you would fold up like a paper bag. We don't run around groping each other like Rugby players or slap fighting like those sissy assed soccer players.
     
  8. Tojo Burbage

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote
    Half the fun of rugby is the 'grope' as you call it, but as someone who had two teeth knocked out, a dislocated shoulder, broken ribs, numerous stitches and fuck knows how many concussions, it's a pretty big grope.

    I'm 35 and I still play, there aren't many 'gridiron' fairys still strapping up up at that age are there? Their knees have given up due to padding fatigue.

    However the 'sissy assed soccer players' comment is well founded and I agree wholeheartedly. The fuckin' fairy lightweights!

    Right, that's my rant for the day...
     
  9. Nauseous

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    I hate sports.
     
  10. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    I've played rugby,soccer and football and I didn't have as many injuries in soccer and rugby combined compared to football.
     
  11. pimpchichi

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    you were obviously better at 'soccer' and rugby than you were at 'football'

    didn't you get an injury playing volleyball with your sister
     
  12. Dwaine Scum

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Pimp Monchichi:

    didn't you get an injury playing volleyball with your sister
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    LOL I remember that.. his sister broke his nose or something..
     
  13. pimpchichi

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    hehehe.. yeah and came onto messenger to get medical advice from nursey and me
     
  14. GreenAppleSplatters

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    Yeah,I was pretty buzzed and I ran right into her damn elbow.That shit hurt like hell.
     
  15. tommy710

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    hey pimp if football is such a hard game why is it the only field game where covered in fucking padding??jesus soliders dont get that much armour when there going into battle,lol i'll trade you for a game of each anytime anyplace dude you wouldnt last a minute and yu fucking know it.
     
  16. Nicodemus

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dubya's Shit Pit:
    USA beat Portugal! See...even you boys are getting the hang of 'soccer' now! Welcome to the rest of the world.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Yeah, dozens of Americans were elated beyond belief.

    The rest of us were like, "We have a soccer team? Huh... go figure."
     
  17. pimpchichi

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by tommy710:
    hey pimp if football is such a hard game why is it the only field game where covered in fucking padding??jesus soliders dont get that much armour when there going into battle,lol i'll trade you for a game of each anytime anyplace dude you wouldnt last a minute and yu fucking know it.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    tommy you dumbass illiterate dipshit.. i'm english football=soccer

    and i'll break your fucking legs with my silky defending thug like skills if you really want a fucking game

    retarded shitwitted fucker
     
  18. Matthew

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    hahahahaha you just got owned tommy
     
  19. tommy710

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    yeh looks like im pimps beeeyatch.
     
  20. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    You are my bitch first and foremost. Second, I'll tell you why they wear padding. Go stand in front of a car going just 15 mph. Let it him you square in the chest. Now, get up and let it hit you about 25 more times for the next 48 minutes. Not to mention, other cars will join in and slam into your worthless ass. Pretty soon, there'd be no more Tommy. Just a bloody pile of shit that used to be a normal pile of shit. We can't lose our players every game... so we pad them. Any other retarded questions, Tommy?

    This message comes from someone who doesn't watch sports but knows his shit
     

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