The Useless Thread

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Cheezedawg, Nov 10, 2002.

  1. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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    OH and i got 3 pieces of screwed up paper, a beaker, a book , an empty cd case, 4 pairs of earrings and a screw on my desk.
     
  2. Robman97

    Robman97 Member

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    I'll buy the Paper and the beaker for $5 final offer.
     
  3. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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    total crap
    Lyrics:
    (Aaah)
    (A-haa)
    (Aaah)
    (A-haaa)

    You've got a cute way of talkin'
    You've got the better of me
    Just snap your fingers and I'm walkin'
    Like a dog hangin' on your lead

    I'm in a spin, you know
    Shakin' on a string, you know

    You make me feel like dancing
    I wanna dance the night away
    You make me feel like dancing
    I'm gonna dance the night away
    You make me feel like dancing
    I feel like dancing
    (Oooh)
    Dancin'
    (Oooh)
    Dance the night away

    I feel like dancin'
    (Oooh)
    Dancin'
    Aaah

    Quarter to four in the morning
    Ain't feeling tired, oh no no no no
    Just hold me tight and leave on the light
    'Cause I don't wanna go home

    You put a spell on me
    Right where you want me to be

    You make me feel like dancing
    I wanna dance the night away
    You make me feel like dancing
    I'm gonna dance the night away
    You make me feel like dancing

    I feel like dancing
    (Oooh)
    Dancin'
    (Oooh)
    Dance the night away
    I feel like dancing
    (Oooh)
    Dancin'
    (Oooh)
    Dance the night away
    I feel like dancing
    (Oooh)
    Dancin'
    (Oooh)
    Dance the night away
    I feel like dancin'
    (oooh)
    Dancin'
    Aaaah

    (Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo)
    (Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo)
    Woo-ooo
    (Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo)
    (Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo)
    Ah-hah
    (Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo)
    (Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo)

    And if you let me stay
    We'll dance our lives away

    You make me feel like dancing
    I wanna dance my life away
    You make me feel like dancing
    I'm gonna dance my life away
    You make me feel like dancing . . .

    Download and u can sing along to this bollox.
     
  4. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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    He is king.
     
  5. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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    One of my balls sin't working
     
  6. Robman97

    Robman97 Member

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    Thats ok, there are some peole who don't have two working balls.

    Completely unrelated; Are there any Americans here who have Braums stores by them??
     
  7. ross_perot

    ross_perot New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:


    He is king.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    When I need you just close my eyes and I miss you..............
     
  8. Psycho Bob

    Psycho Bob New Member

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    thats 10% covered
     
  9. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
    Cant u bastards ever EVER get your fuckin shit in the toilet.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    we used to before we had a cleaning lady
     
  10. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    my ass hurts and i am 30.
     
  11. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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    I'm 30 as well Rat and my arse if ok this week
     
  12. Tojo Burbage

    Tojo Burbage New Member

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    I'm 35 but I am reliably informed I have the ass of a teenager... dunno who's it was I found it....
     
  13. FredVegas

    FredVegas New Member

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    My cat's breath smells like catfood....

    I shaved my head 5 days ago...

    I'm only threeee and a haff years old...
     
  14. FredVegas

    FredVegas New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FredVegas:
    My cat's breath smells like catfood....

    I shaved my head 5 days ago...

    I'm only threeee and a haff years old...
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Jesus, I almost forgot to call myself a cunt!

    Cunt!
     
  15. Tojo Burbage

    Tojo Burbage New Member

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    Is this post 35 in this thread or post 36? Could anyone let me know....
     
  16. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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  17. Tojo Burbage

    Tojo Burbage New Member

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    This is no. 54 or the last one?
     
  18. FredVegas

    FredVegas New Member

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    I have to take a crap...wish me luck.
     
  19. Tojo Burbage

    Tojo Burbage New Member

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    Solid? loose? stinger? no wiper? smell? texture? colour?
     
  20. FredVegas

    FredVegas New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dubya Dubya 2:
    Solid? loose? stinger? no wiper? smell? texture? colour?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Hush! I'm...trying...to...connnnnncennnnntratttttttte.....ugggggggghhhhhhhh.
     

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