The Turtles 3

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by kitana, Nov 26, 2001.

  1. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    coming soon to fugly forums
     
  2. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Cowabunga!
     
  3. AzN NvAzN

    AzN NvAzN New Member

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    turtle make good soop, and when done get free bowl to use again!
     
  4. Disorder

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
    can u see?

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    Hey Berdie.. get over here.. we got ourselves a peepin' tom.. BERDIE!.. Listen focker. Me and my friend here, Berdie, are gonna fock yew op soo bad. Are you listening?! We is gonna take focking camrah and stick it up yor ass..BERDIE, get yor ass here now!
     
  5. Emetic

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Riddled kitana:
    i suck on it before i bite it. what is it?
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    Your thumb?

    Pacifier?

    Embalmed animal testicles?
     
  6. kitana

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    dont know if they're sunning or mating
     
  7. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    can u see?

     
  8. nickyboy

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    What are we supposed to see apart from what looks like your head peering out of the water
     
  9. D

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
    dont know if they're sunning or mating<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Do turtles get sun-tans?
     
  10. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Instance of masturbation:
    Do turtles get sun-tans? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    no, but they lie in the sun for warmth
     
  11. nickyboy

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    One seems alittle small to be mating you dumb bitch
     
  12. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Shit Fly:
    One seems alittle small to be mating you dumb bitch<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    sometimes, the males are smaller than the females, you retarded cunt
     
  13. D

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:

    sometimes, the males are smaller than the females, you retarded cunt
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    Someone touched a raw nerve...

    Anyway...

    Whilst travelling in Greece through the summer, I booked 2 weeks in an area in the south of Rhodes Island... This is because there was a research project taking place for the study o the Caretta Caretta turtles...

    All I wanted to say was that it fucking sucked as the only fucking turtle we actually saw was dead and decaying and I had to spend two weeks with a bunch of stuck up Oxford under-grads and Oxford under-grad wannabes bleating on about how well they did in there GCSE's and A'levels...

    What I did gain was a few ant bites, cramp in my legs from wakeing up at 5 in the morning and walking 2 miles along a beach and a lovely suntan... oh, I also learnt that however much Ritsena you drink, it will never stop tasteing like pine...

    I have a picyure of a dea and decaying turtle if you wanna see it Tit...
     
  14. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Instance of masturbation:
    I have a picyure of a dea and decaying turtle if you wanna see it Tit... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    ooh, i do want to see it! post it on the forums
     
  15. D

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    wouldja look at my spelling....

    it was Ron
     
  16. D

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
    ooh, i do want to see it! post it on the forums <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Oh I was thinking I could bring them over to your house and we could have a sleep over and look at the together. We could get a film out, order pizza and play music really loud in our pyjamas. Then when the pizza comes we can flirt with the good looking pizza boy and he can take your V. plates away while photograph it for Dis to wank over...

    Or maybe I could just post them on here
     
  17. kitana

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    no no no! u dont go doing hair and makeup on a camping trip!!! you go out and fish or hunt or find something dead or alive and kill it
     
  18. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stimulate by oneself:
    whilst dodging the crabs (shit.... shakes head)... the GHOST crabs.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Are those the ones that you can't get rid of?
     
  19. D

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Bitchslap:
    Are those the ones that you can't get rid of?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    The ones you can't see... but you fucking FEEL them
     
  20. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Instance of masturbation:
    Oh I was thinking I could bring them over to your house and we could have a sleep over and look at the together. We could get a film out, order pizza and play music really loud in our pyjamas. Then when the pizza comes we can flirt with the good looking pizza boy and he can take your V. plates away while photograph it for Dis to wank over...

    Or maybe I could just post them on here
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    i dont do sleepovers, i never really had any when i was growing up

    how about camping in the woods or on the beach??? with the coyotes and ghost crabs n stuff? forget pizza, bar b que and roast 'mallows instead

    and NO nude photography, we can just invite Disorder to camp out with us too, instead.
     

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