The Truth Comes Out

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  1. BullGod666

    BullGod666 Member

    Jan, Sue and Mary haven't seen each other since High
    School. They rediscover each other via a reunion website and
    arrange to meet for lunch in a wine bar.

    Jan arrives first, wearing beige Versace. She orders a bottle of
    Pinot Grigio.

    Sue arrives shortly afterward, in gray Chanel. After the
    required ritualized kisses she joins Jan in a glass of wine.

    Then Mary walks in, wearing a faded old tee-shirt, blue jeans
    and boots. She too shares the wine.

    Jan explains that after leaving high school and graduating from
    Princeton in Classics, she met and married Timothy, with whom she has
    a beautiful daughter. Timothy is a partner in one of New York's
    leading law firms. They live in a 4000 sq ft co-op on Fifth Avenue,
    where Susanna, the daughter, attends drama school. They have a second
    home in Phoenix.

    Sue relates that she graduated from Harvard Med School and
    became a surgeon. Her husband, Clive, is a leading Wall Street
    investment banker. They live in Southampton on Long Island and have a
    second home in Naples, Florida.

    Mary explains that she left school at 17 and ran off with her
    boyfriend, Jim. They run a tropical bird park in Colorado and grow
    their own vegetables. Jim can stand five parrots, side by side, on his

    Halfway down the third bottle of wine and several hours later,
    Jan blurts out that her husband is really a cashier at Wal-Mart. They
    live in a small apartment in Brooklyn and have a travel trailer parked
    at a nearby storage facility.

    Sue, chastened and encouraged by her old friend's honesty,
    explains that she and Clive are both nurses' aides in a retirement
    home. They live in Jersey City and take vacation camping trips to

    Mary says that the fifth parrot has to stand on one leg.
  2. Salamander

    Salamander New Member

    and the other parrots leg is in your mouth.....
  3. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

    I like it. Funny...
  4. Reizvolles

    Reizvolles Active Member

    Not bad at all. Made me smile.
  5. mikejean

    mikejean New Member

  6. Dipimpegill

    Dipimpegill New Member

    H I Just wanted to say hi to everyone.

    Hey. Only wanted to say Merry Christmas to all on from your friends at
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