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  1. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    10 INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT
    WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

    1. Elvis is dead.
    2. Anything below 45 degrees is cold. You should
    be wearing a jacket, long pants, and shoes with socks.
    3. Jesus was not White.
    4. Skinny does not equal sexy.
    5. Black folks do tan!
    6. N' SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
    7. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
    8. Bob Hope has never been funny.
    9. In his prime, Joe Louis would have beat the *&^$*&^
    out of Rocky Marciano. (So would Muhammad Ali.)
    10. Money isn't everything.

    10 INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS WHITE PEOPLE KNOW, BUT
    BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

    1. Tupac is dead.
    2. Gold plating does not make everything better.
    3. Having a ring on every finger is too much.
    4. O.J. did it.
    5. Teeth should not be decorated.
    6. There are some outfits that hats don't go with.
    7. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
    8. Larry Bird could play.
    9. Your rims and sound system should not be
    worth more than your car.
    10. Your pastor doesn't know everything .

    10 THINGS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW BUT
    MEXICAN PEOPLE DON'T ADMIT:

    1. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
    2. Its the Yankees not the Jankees.
    3. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
    4. If _______(fill in the blank with your country)
    is so beautiful and nice, what are you doing here?
    5. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname
    of every person in your family.
    6. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is
    a bad fashion statement.
    7. There are other foods beside Arroz con Pollo.
    8. Jesus is not a name for your son.
    9. Maria is a name but not for every other daughter.
    10. Despite what Rita Moreno sang.......EVERYTHING IS
    NOT FREE IN AMERICA.
     
  2. miami1417blowme!~*~!

    miami1417blowme!~*~! New Member

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    lol i really don't get most of em and there pointless but good job anyways hahahaha<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">code
    what is this code thing anyways
     

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