the truth about dogs

That would have been so fucking funny to watch!

 

Oh, you should have seen these knuckle scraping moon rave kids. we were always fucking with them, but i guess I was the "Abusive Father Figure" they never had.

 

I went to pick up a bag of those treats it smelled like I was in a bakery.

 

You are a good role model. You should do some after school program stuff or be a big brother.

 

Just eat the damn stuff. I ate a piece of my dog's doggie b-day cake.

 

I do, it's called "pimping them out". Crack isn't free ya know...

 

good point. i'll throw that at the tree huggers.

 

But, according to Whitney Houston, it is cheap!

I made the mistake of eating a milkbone biscuit once as a kid. So I tend to just eat real cookies.......

 

Well, their b-day cake wasn't too bad. It was shaped like a bone and had icing and everything.