There was a trucker driving down the road and he stopped to pick up a hitch hiker. A few miles down the road the hitch hiker asked the trucker about his monkey that was sitting on the dashboard. The trucker was like oh he does a trick, do you want to see and the hitch hiker was like sure, so the trucker reaches over and slaps the monkey on the back of the head, the monkey jumps down and give the trucker head, and when he's done gets back on the dash. The hitch hiker was like wow that's pretty neat. The trucker said yeah it sure is do you want to try it, and the hitch hiker said yeah but don't hit me that hard.
And then I like read that like joke, and I was all like, wow I've like heared that one like so many times...like!
like that was like....like...like....like....like....like..... sorry my brain went dead for a min after reading that
first time for me ... I liked it, It was cute... Slaphands you cant say shit... you have yet to impress anyone here... so shut the fuck up
thats like totally last november. ooh! ooh! have i impressed anyone yet? EVERYONE tell me! especially you mud slinging skitzo fucks. fuck i hate you....
