The ShamPow guy

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Nauseous, Mar 31, 2009.

  1. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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  2. BIGMAMA

    BIGMAMA New Member

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    If someone is biting your tongue, the last thing I would do is punch them over and over... that would hurt me more... am I right?

    I am not buying his story...he has lied to me before... Sham Wow sucks...

    and why in hell would you want to make out with a Miami hooker anyway... did he want to taste all the Cuban cum residue from her quickie clients from earlier that day. Kissing is soooo grosss

    you know his friends are going to tease him with "whats the matter, hooker got your tongue?"

    and I know my sexy Billy Mays would never do such a thing
     
  3. Joeslogic

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    I agree the story does not add up. If someone is biting your tongue like that was likely intending to bite it off. And then a person would go ape shit. But it just seems there is more to the story.
     
  4. phatboy

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    I cant get over the 'makout with a hooker'.

    Are things that bad at sham wow? You would think he could get some free just on the commercials alone. I wonder if we'll see him on an episode of 'hookers on the point' or whatever that HBO special was.
     
  5. Lomotil

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    We'll just have to wait until someone squeezes it out of him...
     
  6. Joeslogic

    Joeslogic Active Member

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    Who will volunteer

    to waterboard the Shamwow guy?
     
  7. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Y'kno, I'd never even heard of this guy - or the product - until this thread.

    Wouldn't you know it, I get a chuckle looking at the impulse-buy aisle in front of the checkstand at Wal-Mart, and pow! - there was that guy! Same damn picture, too - with the earpiece and outstretched palm.
     
  8. Foxtails

    Foxtails New Member

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    lol i heard about this on my animation fourm a week ago billy mays is after this guy too the shamwow is a rip off of one of billy mays inventions called the zorbie.
     
  9. Reizvolles

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    Doesn't he sell something called a slap cock too?
     

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