The Road to Happiness

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Cheezedawg, Jan 7, 2002.

  1. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    Cheeze's subconscious slips through into the forums

    If I were to drive down RT 95 S...
    Then take RT 66 W...
    Then turn onto RT 81 S...
    Stay on it when it changed to RT 40 W...

    Grab a hotel room in Little Rock, AK...

    Hit RT 30 W from there...
    Cross over onto RT 35 S...
    Then hit State 17 S...
    Then I'd be in Kingsville with my baby!

    We could get married where the stars at night are big and bright (Just like her eyes). And we'd dance to the sounds of a lonely cowboy playing his harmonica by a campfire. What a dream it could be.

    Slips back into nutbar mode

    Dats some fucked chit rite dare....
     
  2. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    Just let it go dude,let it go.
     
  3. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    no its ok, cheezy, i still want to marry you...just not right now
     
  4. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    SEE!! SHE LOVES ME!!

    No she dun bitch. She jus playin wif you.

    What do you know about it?

    Mo dan you do ya little bitch ass trick.

    You wanna call me names now, nigger?

    Oh no you did not jus say dat shit ta me.

    I said it and you heard me the first time you black faggot!

    I's about ta kick yo ass if you keep dat shit up, cracka ass cracka.

    Just don't say anything else about my baby. Aight G?

    Whateva... cracka ass bitch.

    Fuck you.
     
  5. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    its ok, cheeze or black faggot?
     
  6. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    HA HA HA!! Even my baby knows you're a black faggot!

    Fuck you both den!

    No... fuck you.

    I aint gotta take dis shit from you.

    You'll take it and like it.

    Or I'll bust a cap in yo silly white ass.

    This may be hard for you to grasp, but you would "bust a cap" in your own ass as well.

    It'd be worf it.

    Fuck you
     
  7. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    Don't you fucking post that shit.

    Too bad, cracka. Who can guess where dis road leads to? Startin on da Eastern Sho of Marland.

    Merge onto US-50 W. 39.5 miles

    Take the I-95 N/I-495 N exit, exit number 7B, towards BALTIMORE/SILVER SPRING. 0.5 miles

    Keep LEFT at the fork in the ramp. 0.4 miles

    Merge onto CAPITAL BELTWAY. 16.5 miles

    Take the I-270 N exit, exit number 35, towards FREDERICK. 0.1 miles

    Merge onto I-270 N. 3.4 miles

    Take I-270 LOCAL N towards MONTROSE RD. 0.2 miles

    Merge onto I-270 LOCAL N. 8.2 miles

    Take I-270 N. 19.9 miles

    Take the I-70 W exit towards HAGERSTOWN. 0.7 miles

    Merge onto I-70 W. 52.1 miles

    Take the I-68 W/US-40 W exit, exit number 1A, on the left towards CUMBERLAND MD. 0.3 miles

    Merge onto I-68 W. 111.4 miles

    Take the I-79 S exit on the left towards FAIRMONT. 0.8 miles

    Merge onto I-79 S. 29.0 miles

    Take the US-50 exit, exit number 119, towards CLARKSBURG/BRIDGEPORT. 0.2 miles

    Keep RIGHT at the fork in the ramp. 0.0 miles

    Merge onto US-50 W. 75.9 miles
     
  8. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Hey! I know! I know!!

    You could just take 50 all the way...
     
  9. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    Is a certain someones gonna take dose roads backwards an shit in two days?
     
  10. Sexual Chocolate

    Sexual Chocolate New Member

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    What dis? Is dere anotha' Sexual Chocolate in da haaaaawse?
     
  11. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    There sure is! The Prince of Blackness here!

    Fuck you cracka! I ain't no damn homo! Bitch ass cracka mutha fucka. Keep dat shit up, you stupid muffuga.

    He's gay! GAY I TELL YOU!

    Fuck you.

    No. Fuck him, faggot.

    I'm abouts ta cap yo sorry ass, you cracka ass white boy.

    Whatever.... Nigger.
     
  12. D

    D New Member

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    I know she has gone... but more fool her...

    look what she is missing out on...
     
  13. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    What the fuck are you looking at, Cheeze? The good angel or the bad angel?
     
  14. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    I duns sees no angels.
     

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