Yes, folks - I did something constructive with my time today. I actually got off my ass and finally fixed my Red Clash game. All I can say is, why the fuck did I wait this long to do it? Perhaps there's a hint of bias in my review of the game, but by my account, it bests Galaga in almost every respect. It's fast-paced, rapid-fire, bleep-bling-ding-powwerrific, and playing it is like stepping into a time booth straight into the early eighties. Fixing it was a bitch, though - a race against the clock... I had a box of tools, another broken game from which to pillage parts from, and a case of beer... which would I finish first? I'm happy to report, I'm drunk and about to go play a fully-working game right now. The Rev's happy as a pig in shit right now.
