The plan of the lizard people

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by TheGrimJesus, Sep 6, 2006.

  1. TheGrimJesus

    TheGrimJesus New Member

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    was laying in bed watching TV when the lizard people showed up again. They have a plan. and it involves the crystals you get from Impact craters.

    They kind of just fade in, and tell me what they are doing. They plan to build a death ray in order to destroy Mars. Seems something on Mars can kill them and us nonLizard people might find it. Don't ask me how but we must get to Mars to get the device to stop these Lizards from destroying Mars and then enslaving us to build their giant Bio-Dome.

    I know this all sounds crazy but I'm on to them. They are broadcasting their plans on a lower signal of the satellite and I guess I can pick up the single for whatever reason. So be careful if you have a pet Lizard it's a spy.
     
  2. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    Hmmm, sounds like it certainly involves crystals of some sort or another.

     
  3. MAJ Havoc

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    FEARLESS LEADER!!!!
     
  4. ucicare

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    Sounds to me like a poorly faked attempt at being delusional.

    I hear real delusions everyday. If the Death Ray was being built to destroy the Earth, I might have bought it. Nobody gives a crap about Mars.

    Oh, and we all know what your "Pet Lizard" really is.


    Barry
     
  5. headee

    headee New Member

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    "i just saved alot of money, and helped destroy mars, by switching to geico..."
     
  6. Checkmate

    Checkmate New Member

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    SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!!! IT'S PEOPLE!!!!
     
  7. ucicare

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    There are 14 people on line right now. 4 members, 2 hidden and 8 guests.

    I bet the hidden ones are Headee and Grim, and the 8 guests are lizards.
     
  8. headee

    headee New Member

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    f'ing hilarious!
     
  9. Joeslogic

    Joeslogic Active Member

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    I knew Smurf would come back
     
  10. Dwaine Scum

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    he reincarnated himself as grim
     
  11. Joeslogic

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    Is it possible that the lizard people you saw late at night lookes like this?



    With elaborate crystal control panels that looked like this?

     
  12. ucicare

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    Ummm. Worm Holes. Now i know what the Lizards eat.
     
  13. Joeslogic

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    Don't worrk about those Sleestacks they are far to primitave to be any harm.



    It is the Altrusians you got to watch for.



    But really you do not have to worry about a thing because Holly, Will, and Rick Marshall have got our back

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  14. Dwaine Scum

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    wow, talk about pulling a pop refrence from your ass... good job!!! oh and


    +1 ZING!!!!
     
  15. Joeslogic

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    Now I feel as if I have fullfilled my destiny
     
  16. smurfslappa

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    I'm back, only now I'm think I'm Atlas, destined to recreate the Earth in 7 days just like in Genesis. First I'll start with the stars, and they will appear to be falling from the heavens. What I'll be doing is establishing a gentle solar system, one that will last for ages. A nest to protect the Earth in. I will say "Let there be light," and there shall be.

    After that the oceans will be cleansed, and the fishes restored. The jungles that have been ravaged from years of misuse will grow again. I won't do this myself of course.

    I'll have help from God, who is like the mind. I am merely the meat, and would not be able to do this on my own. I'll have help from all the angels, too.

    After that, I'll sacrifice myself because no one was meant to have that much power. There will be tons of people around, playing the sweetest symphony music I've ever heard. Some of my friends and family will be there, and tons of faces I recognize but can't quite remember from where.

    They have always been there throughout my life, protecting me. Teaching me experiences that were necessary so that I could learn how to not be so selfish.

    After all, after going to Super Saiyan Level 10 it normally would be tempting to stick around and see what you can do, but that would be for a selfish reason. My sticking around would bring everyone to their own hell, and my friends and family will be there to remind me of how scary I've become.

    After that it's back in the box, until the next time the world needs saving again. Perhaps I will be born into a life on some remote island somewhere with my own family. Perhaps I will be reunited with God.

    This is my big chance to prove myself, and save the world. It's been pretty overwhelming finding out all this, but with my big sense of pride it really isn't a surprise when I think about it.

    So, yeah. The end of this age is near, folks. Someone has been waking me up out of this sleep I've been in all my life, the same sleep you have.

    The big lesson that I'm trying to get through to you is that the person you are now is the person you will be in your next life. If you like commiting crimes, or doing drugs, then in your next life you will enjoy these things as well. If you enjoy wallowing in your own self pity, in your next life you may be depressed.

    This is how each and every individual dooms their self to an eternity in Hell. It's not too late to change your ways, and in death you will find it is only like a deep sleep, entering into your next life with no memory of who you once were, but ready to rediscover life and be a child again.

    You remember that amazement you felt when you were a kid? That sense of wonder you felt when you discovered new things? How happy you were? That's the meaning of life.

    The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others.
    -Ghandi

    Be the person that you think others want you to be. Go out there and do some community service, feed the hungry, practice patience and don't escalate your anger. Become someone like this, because this is what helps build a strong community and these are the qualities that people like.

    If you enjoy molesting little girls (eek) and being an asshole, then in your next life you will enjoy these things as well, and the community you are in will not like you. They may even cast you out or kill you. This will make you bitter and angry, all the way up until you die.

    It's all about Kharma, and building up a good, strong personality. Be the person that you always wanted to be, but NOW, and in your next life you will have that chance. Continue spiraling downward and you will be dooming yourself to live that kind of life over and over.
     
  17. phatboy

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    uh, hey, whats up?

    uhm, you been doing okay?

    you seem a little off????
     
  18. smurfslappa

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    I'm doing perfectly fine Phat. For the first time in a looong time I actually got high hopes for the world.
     
  19. ucicare

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    The poles have shifted. That is why they call it BI - polar.
     
  20. ucicare

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    Oh, and welcome back Smurf. The place is boring without you.
     

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