It's so nice to see so many new faces in here after being gone a year and a half. JUST FUCKIN WITH YA! Who needs all these new assholes with all the old assholes we had here before. With that said, let me also say that you all suck donkey and it feels good to be back. I was just kiddin about that last part..... (the dawg is back...)
Back from picking up kids full time in his big white van and driving them to Mexico, where my uncle would buy them off his hands. If it's the same Cheezedawg, anyways.
You did a google search for "2 pink tacos, no cheese" - didn't you? Hey, great timing, though - you need to tell Nursey that the pic I posted of myself is actually *me* this time...
Welcome back, Cheezedick. Why don't you think of your own forum like Master Schmedly did. Johnny Cheezdawgs's Dick Cheese-related Recipes. Mmmmmm yummy.
I feel so loved!!! Just for all the warm welcomes from old friends, I'm going to be submitting new victims when I get back from Odessa, TX. And speaking of Texas... where is the new photo, Rev? I gotta make sure I'm givin our good friend Nursey accurate info. And Dwaine's right. I'm taking the other third of the family across next week. After I'm done humpin them. (A guy's gotta get paid somehow)
Yep. That's you alright. Who is the fine lookin honey on your arm? I thought you were trying to bang pukey? Or is that "Really old" news?
Well, right now, he's playing "Big gay DJ" because he's moving in and just hooked up his PC. I have been listening to him play his entire fucking collection and the love is starting to wane a little.
Yeah I know, Pukey. The last time I spoke to you I was driving through Harrisburg, PA and you let me in on your man's profile. I think we established that he didn't have money, a good job, or a big dick. Please tell me this is a new man.
I think she's serious with this one... She wouldn't even masturbate with me on the phone... (J/K) - but in all seriousness, she seems to be pretty gung-ho for this whole 'love' thing... BTW, Nauseous, if you ever feel like blowing a few bucks and expanding your sexual experiences, give me a ring...
I doubt it, I really not that perverted here, But at work if I get going on a rift I can usally make someone vomit and have.