The Official "Start-a-Thread" Internet Telethon!

I just got a call from Martin, and he says that Evil Sarah wants to change this forum into her severed-head Barbie discussion forum, and unless we start actually using this forum, he's going to hand over the digital keys.

This is a call-to-arms for anyone that reads this - all three of you! Post about your latest video game... Post about your cell phone... Post about your garbage disposal... Post about your new fuck machine... It doesn't matter... Just post something!

 

Neat. . Now just wait for the man from Fed-ex . . Do you think it comes with its own lube?. . They only sell herring flavoured over here . .

 

That's the dutuch for you, if it doesn't smell like fish, they will make it smell like fish... probably saves a lot of awkward discussions with Dutch women about the smell.

 

I feel left out, all they have is Koi scented over here - which is great, if you're Asian...

 

Or cheese. . Or like wooden shoes .. You ever smelled wooden shoes before ?. .

 

I have smelled wooden shoes with cheese, I can't say that it wasn't arousing.

 

Everybody gets taken that way the first time.. Where there tulips too ?

 

Every colour of the rainbow Spoon, and Dykes as far as the eye could see. I thought I was dreaming, when a woman in a blue dress with a white bonet, with ohh so lovely wooden shoes was skipping along a Dyke with a basket full of cheese for me.

 

How about the dyke was she hot? And did her twolips smell nice?

 

Well it sure is getting rave reviews... hmmmm lightweight, easy to carry, but could I get it through airport security?

...and a great way to work out. Looks like I can finally get rid of my Soloflex.