The official "Fuck you, Fred" thread

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dubya Dubya 2:
it's so fucking obvious you two wanna swop fluids...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Swop fluids? And I bet you're sober too!

 

Well it appears she does bite her nails which also raises question marks about other aspects of her personal hygiene, surely? ...

Fucking right I'm sober, as it's only 4pm in Blighty, however I finish work tonight and I'm not due back in 'til Monday and I have a couple of grammes of 'chatting talc' burning a hole in my back pocket... so it's not all bad news!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
And Fred... I am flattered that you remember my pet peeve, you stupid belligerent asshole.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

HEY!! I am not an asshole! Just for that, I'm gonna change my sig into something very BIG and annoying... I'll be back soon.

 

smaks Fred on the back of the head...
hey shithead! where've you been?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dubya Dubya 2:
Well it appears she does bite her nails <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Actually, I don't bite my nails. It's just the polish wears off the ends of them because I type all day at work and I'm too lazy to touch them up.

See CanineSTD? I told you we would annoy people bickering back and forth.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FredVegas:
HEY!! I am not an asshole! Just for that, I'm gonna change my sig into something very BIG and annoying... I'll be back soon. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

If I take back the asshole comment, will you remove that picture from your signature? I've learned my lesson.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
See CanineSTD? I told you we would annoy people bickering back and forth. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

And I told you I couldn't give a fuck if it annoyed every last one of em.

 

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Getting your car nicked or having your 'puter crash on you IS annoying... reading your 'banter' is plain BORING can you see the difference yet?

 

Do you think I care?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
If I take back the asshole comment, will you remove that picture from your signature? I've learned my lesson. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hmmmmmm....maybe.
On second thought, no I don't think so. You deserve to be punished.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>smaks Fred on the back of the head...
hey shithead! where've you been? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
I went to a rehab clinic for people that are addicted to rehab clinics. I got kicked out for showin up...go figure.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FredVegas:
Hmmmmmm....maybe.
On second thought, no I don't think so. You deserve to be punished.

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I could think of better ways of being punished than having to look at that stupid pic that makes me look cross-eyed and missing half a brow.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dubya Dubya 2:
Getting your car nicked or having your 'puter crash on you IS annoying... reading your 'banter' is plain BORING can you see the difference yet? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You don't have to read it and you sure as hell don't have to comment on it either.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
I could think of better ways of being punished than having to look at that stupid pic that makes me look cross-eyed and missing half a brow. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yeah,Fred.It is pretty pathetic,really.I mean if you wanted to 'punish' her,i think you'd be more likely to choose something like this:

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
I could think of better ways of being punished than having to look at that stupid pic that makes me look cross-eyed and missing half a brow. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Heh, I just noticed the half eyebrow. It's a good look for you.
And I can think of better ways to punish you, too, but most of em involve duct tape, a rolling pin, a bunny suit, some Astroglide, and a midget. Lucky for you, I couldn't find the rolling pin... so I settled for the siggy change.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
Yeah,Fred.It is pretty pathetic,really.I mean if you wanted to 'punish' her,i think you'd be more likely to choose something like this:

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Nawww...I was never any good at baseball. Or talkin jesus into roughin people up for me. Damn my luck!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FredVegas:
Nawww...I was never any good at baseball. Or talkin jesus into roughin people up for me. Damn my luck!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Well whaddya know! Your luck's just changed because i am today offering YOU-Mr.Freddy...the benefits of my baseball and jesus talking skills so that we don't all have to look at that big annoying picture of the bland twat that is attempting to appear like a real mean bitch...though i'm sure <A HREF="http://www.fugly.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=003090&p=2" TARGET=_blank>'

 

Speaking of stars, I just noticed this.

All I can say in my defence is that i was young and needed the money. I also think I was drugged by a third party.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FredVegas:

And I can think of better ways to punish you, too, but most of em involve duct tape, a rolling pin, a bunny suit, some Astroglide, and a midget. Lucky for you, I couldn't find the rolling pin... so I settled for the siggy change.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

*breathes a sigh of relief* To think I was 6 hrs away from getting the rolling pin!

Well, if the 'siggy change' annoys Nursey, then I'm all for it... Guess you're not punishing me anymore.


<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
...the bland twat that is attempting to appear like a real mean bitch...though i'm sure ' you get 5 stars' for promoting her like that. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Doh! Yeah, lemme go do that right now...

Uh... I wasn't trying to appear mean. Don't you see the slight smile on my face? I'll leave the glory of being 'mean' to a much older, jaded, worn-out, hopped-up lego-haired 'bitch' like yourself.

Did you ever hook up IMC w/your bigger breasted, hot, Iraqi cousin, Zainab? She's such a slut. IMC's too good for her.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:

Uh... I wasn't trying to appear mean. Don't you see the slight smile on my face? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Hahaha...ok Pukey...whatever you say!
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I'm 31 not 41 you silly bitch.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Did you ever hook up IMC w/your bigger breasted, hot, Iraqi cousin, Zainab? She's such a slut. IMC's too good for her.

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Wow! You point out i have little titties...just like i did in the chat to IMC which i gave Pimp permission to post...just like i did when i posted an uncensored picture in the member forum of my tit peeking out the edge of my Nursey apron...just like i am now as i repost this pic here:


Zainab?No cousins named that...in fact never even heard the name before.I do have a smoulderingly beautiful cousin called Christina,who i have mentioned to GAS and IMC before.And no,i haven't 'hooked them up'.She actually has a boyfriend,i'm sorry to say,and anyway,i think they might blow her away...she's a sweet good girl despite her wild Detroit warehouse parties and doing ghb at 16 etc.
And where the fuck did you get the picture of the thalydomide victim? Looks more closely related to your end of the gene pool ,though my dear...(note the unattractive pointy nose,mousey coloured hair and insipid, pale skin tone)...

 

Purses lips...stabs toy doggy in the ass with biro pen.