The official "Fuck you, Fred" thread

How rude!

I would not post pictures of that nature for several reasons...

1) I'm modest
2) I've let my body go to shit
3) You asked me to

 

ATTENTION EFFERYBUDDY:


I was gonna post in this thread earlier, but i got halfway through my post and some people came over and one of them ended up using my comp and closed my browser window. It kinda pissed me off cause I was quoting all the posts and responding to them individually and it was all lost cause some drunk dipshit fucked up and closed the wrong window. So now I've decided to respond to everyone using the following template:
Hey (insert your screen name here)!!! Blow me!! Thank you for your hate filled post, you are too kind.

Anywayssssssssss(I just remembered that one of you *points at pukey* said it pisses you off when people add an "S" to the word anyway), I'm under the influence of several substances, but I have the next two days off of work, so you can all look forward to my bollocks posts. PISS OFF!!!
(or piss on...I'll leave that up to you)

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
How rude!

I would not post pictures of that nature for several reasons...

1) I like to pretend that I find those pictures revolting
2) I want you to think that I've let my body go to shit, so someone can say "NO, YOU LOOK GREAT"
3) You asked me to<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You know you want to. There's a crips clean tenner in it for you.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote

As opposed to a bloods clean tenner?

 

I never said spelling was my strong point. Besides, I'm drunk.

 

Hey there fred sorry i aint been around im in the middle of moving house so i couldnt insult you straight away but w3hy not go fuck yurself ya fucking sausage jockey,you too mum ya fucking dirty slag.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by tommy710:
im in the middle of moving house<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Damned those pesky bailiffs

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by canine_STD:
You know you want to. There's a crips clean tenner in it for you.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Gang violence or a ten dollar bill?

And Fred... I am flattered that you remember my pet peeve, you stupid belligerent asshole.

 

well I know you would like to be brutaly gang raped by a bunch of black kids, so I'll give you that option aswell.

 

Oh, I'm surprised at how well you know me, considering that we've never actually talked.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
Oh, I'm surprised at how well you know me, considering that we've never actually talked. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'm very observant

 

Among other things...

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
Among other things... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

such as?

 

Why would you leave yourself open to verbal abuse? Silly me, you do frequent this place...

 

That was intentional, you're open to abuse while trying not to be.

 

Canine and Nauseous stop fucking about and arrange a fucking shag will you... Jesus H Christ it's so fucking obvious you two wanna swop fluids... you're getting as bad as Bob and his tuppenny bitch...

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dubya Dubya 2:
Canine and Nauseous stop fucking about and arrange a fucking shag will you... Jesus H Christ it's so fucking obvious you two wanna swop fluids... you're getting as bad as Bob and his tuppenny bitch...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

As long as you're paying the plane fare and sorting out visas, I have no problem with that at all.

 

Agreed, as long as I get first dibs on the movie you'll obviously be shooting...

 

...erm..hold on...you need a visa to shag nowadays do you? Is she that grim?

 

Well that's her pic on page 2 of this thread, you tell me.