The most unique experience might be coming home the morning after a very late halloween on good acid with a tattoo artist and finding your roommate on the kitchen floor with his pants down with the dogs licking refrigerator leftovers off of his balls. I'll give the full scoop once I've had a chance to get a better grip on my situation. (oh, and come down...)
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Disorder: general party banter all around then ?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Hehehe... you have no idea. The guy I had brought home with me is like a walking billboard. There is absolutely no chance of this passing without a full brass band accompanyment.
what? while your bud was getting his perverted kicks? shouldnt that be more like a solitary violinist..
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nicodemus: Yeah, that seems to be the general consensus here. I had to find sanctuary at a friend's house and drink a bottle of vodka yesterday to try to take the edge off. Half the city knows about it already, and I'm going out tonight to make sure the other half finds out. I've also decided that after living here in Sodom & Gomorrah for 11 years, it is time to move on. I am packing up all my shit and my dog and moving to Kansas next week. I can't fucking take anymore. I mean, I'm a pretty open minded individual and I've seen some crazy shit but bloody fuckin' hell!!! I could have lived my whole life quite happily without having that image seared into my brain. An early onset of Alzheimer's is starting to sound pretty good right now.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You and your dog, moving to kansas, Ahh, that`s an easy one... just klick your heals together three times and say "There`s no place like........ Oh, never mind.....
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by cleanergeezer: You and your dog, moving to kansas, Ahh, that`s an easy one... just klick your heals together three times and say "There`s no place like........ Oh, never mind.....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> No such luck. I had to pawn my ruby slippers last month to pay my rent. I'm either going to have to do this the traditional way or wait for a tornado.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nicodemus: a very late halloween on good acid with a tattoo artist<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> that sounds so fucking cool and i'm saying that as someone who disagrees with the current trend for tattoo as fashion accessory
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: Why was the word, 'might' stressed? Sounds pretty unique to me...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Yeah, that seems to be the general consensus here. I had to find sanctuary at a friend's house and drink a bottle of vodka yesterday to try to take the edge off. Half the city knows about it already, and I'm going out tonight to make sure the other half finds out. I've also decided that after living here in Sodom & Gomorrah for 11 years, it is time to move on. I am packing up all my shit and my dog and moving to Kansas next week. I can't fucking take anymore. I mean, I'm a pretty open minded individual and I've seen some crazy shit but bloody fuckin' hell!!! I could have lived my whole life quite happily without having that image seared into my brain. An early onset of Alzheimer's is starting to sound pretty good right now.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Pimp: that sounds so fucking cool and i'm saying that as someone who disagrees with the current trend for tattoo as fashion accessory<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Uh, it could have been very fucking cool to have had several hours of great tripping sex with a stoked up crazy punkrock fuck machine, and possibly finally get the backpiece done that I designed 9 years ago. (The fad tattoo types annoy me too, but they usually get stupid shit so at least they are easily identifiable) Unfortunately though, my roommate's personal habits sort of disturbed the vibe I had going with my spirited guest, as you might imagine. Dammit, I made that fucking casserole! I'll never eat macaroni & cheese again. God, and then his crackhead mother came over... hehehe.. I'll spill it all soon, I promise.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nicodemus: Uh, it could have been very fucking cool to have had several hours of great tripping sex with a stoked up crazy punkrock fuck machine.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> you know... i think it is (but i'll let her stick to the biro for the time being )
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nicodemus: I'm either going to have to do this the traditional way or wait for a tornado.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> well if you have to wait as long as we have for lomo's tornado... do it the hard way
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy: well if you have to wait as long as we have for lomo's tornado... do it the hard way<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> That's a good point. I'm glad now that I opted to rent a moving truck.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by AzN NvAzN: Sound like someone need dog catcher!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Yes, AzN, in fact I told my roommate that his dogs have to be gone by tonight or I am calling the Humane Society. But if you're interested, I might be able to cut you a good deal. One is a mammoth Weimeriner, about 180 lbs of prime meat. The other is a teacup Pomeranian, which if you've never seen one, looks alot like a cottonball with teeth. Not much of a snack, that one, but could be worked into a nice hors d'oeuvre.
What I ultimately keep coming back to is, I would never allow the hungry mouth of any dumb animal anywhere near the vicinity of my balls. {shudders}
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Mused Emetic: What I ultimately keep coming back to is, I would never allow the hungry mouth of any dumb animal anywhere near the vicinity of my balls. {shudders}<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> What I ultimately keep coming back to is, I will never be able to allow my dog to lick my face again. The jokes that are running around here are starting to get very good. One of my brothers sent me a video message asking what my dog's breath smelled like now. I told him it probably smelled a lot like his.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nicodemus: Yes, AzN, in fact I told my roommate that his dogs have to be gone by tonight or I am calling the Humane Society. But if you're interested, I might be able to cut you a good deal. One is a mammoth Weimeriner, about 180 lbs of prime meat. The other is a teacup Pomeranian, which if you've never seen one, looks alot like a cottonball with teeth. Not much of a snack, that one, but could be worked into a nice hors d'oeuvre.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> New Orlean too far drive away for free dog... would need freezer larger than my to hold dog of that size! Maybe I and brother come over and we have BB-Q!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by AzN NvAzN: New Orlean too far drive away for free dog... would need freezer larger than my to hold dog of that size! Maybe I and brother come over and we have BB-Q! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> "Pardon me, Khiem, could you pass the doberman?" "Give me a sec... I've got a bone stuck..."
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by AzN NvAzN: New Orlean too far drive away for free dog... would need freezer larger than my to hold dog of that size! Maybe I and brother come over and we have BB-Q! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> That does make more sense. Iwanted to have a party here before I left anyway. Bring some beer, or rice wine or whatever you drink. I'll get started digging the pit. Oh, and you can have first dibs on the tounge. What do you think, an apple or a cherry glaze?
