Basically, MSN (UK) is testing this fucking porta-potty with built-in internet access. How fucking sick is that shit? Let's type on the Internet in our own self-contained feces recepticle, one that has been used by countless other 'shit-surfers,' and you just know that the person before you probably used his bare hand to wipe his sweaty, shit-covered ass... And I thought the Japs were fucked up...
Damn, I'd heard they had been working on some sort of "scratch & sniff" technology, but it never occurred to me it would be quite so literal.
Not quite... Haven't listened to it yet... I told you the only reason I bought that record was because it was a promo copy... I think I'll just go spank it to the sight of her long hair now...
No... I'll piss anywhere, but I only spank it in certain designated areas... Say, that reminds me, is your face free for next Saturday?
