the last HP

Discussion in 'Movies and Television' started by improtected, Jun 27, 2007.

  1. improtected

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  2. Lomotil

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    This would probably mean more to me if I'd actually read one of the books, or seen one of the movies.

    I'm still going to go with my gut on this one... No "boy" should ever - ever - ride a broom.
     
  3. phatboy

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    Words to live by my friend, words to live by.

    If I hadnt already given the quote of the year to checkmates nicotine thread this would be it....
    I think I am going to make that my sig for a while. I just have to dig it up.
     
  4. Dwaine Scum

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  5. improtected

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    the same way i somehow knew that you're addicted to your own [thread=8606]mindless shit[/thread]
     
  6. Dwaine Scum

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    you were born a crack baby? I promise not to laugh at you *holding it in*
     
  7. improtected

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    (he only holds it in because he's so incapable of whipping it out.)
     
  8. TheGrimJesus

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    Funny coming from a posting safe sex ad
     
  9. phatboy

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    If you take a chick to see harry potter chances are you know more about abstenance than safe sex.
     
  10. TheGrimJesus

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    Taking a chic to Harry Potter is like taking her to a triple X movie you won't get laid either way so why bother.
     
  11. improtected

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    the funny thing is that i don't dig the hp stuff. i actually started this thread to bump off another thread that was at the top of the list at the time.

    so what exactly are the top 10 movies you would see with a "chic" to ensure you get laid?
     
  12. phatboy

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    Officer and a Gentleman
    Top Gun
    The Wedding Singer
    On Golden Pond (it's so boring it might work before the movie is done!)
    Thelma and Louise
    That movie we watched last night (I cant remember the title but it worked)
    Picture Perfect
    Jerry Maguire
    Wedding Crashers
    I know what you did last summer (JL Hewitt has a badonka donk)
     
  13. improtected

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    you've got to be kidding me.

    and where is roadhouse on that list??
     
  14. MAJ Havoc

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    Thelma and Louise if you're a chick taking another chick to get laid.
     
  15. Joeslogic

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    Knocked up cause it was both funny and a little bit chick flicky.
     
  16. phatboy

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    I think the crowning shot in Knocked Up will put an end to any sex that night.

    Thelma and Louise cause she would think she was in charge.....bitches.

    Roadhouse isnt on the list cause Im not a bouncer, and I dont really care for movies about bouncing.
     
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  18. Joeslogic

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    I forgot about that part



    But sometimes you need to think about her wants and needs also. Which reminds me, I suffered through another major chick flick last night. I think it was called "Because I told you so."
     

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