The Kitana...

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Lomotil, Aug 15, 2001.

  1. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Coming soon to fugly forums...
     
  2. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    the DEAD kuntuna?
     
  3. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    Lomo, what are u doing?
     
  4. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 666kitana999:
    Lomo, what are u doing?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Sorry, folks... making a road trip. I'll be back in a few days.

    Don't worry, kit. It's all in good fun...
     
  5. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lomotil:
    Sorry, folks... making a road trip. I'll be back in a few days.

    Don't worry, kit. It's all in good fun...
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    ummm... road trip??? south? come visit me! you can help me mutilate myself
     
  6. PinkorBrown69

    PinkorBrown69 New Member

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    I think that's the idea...
    Have you recieved those branding irons I sent you Lomo? Remember the 'I LOVE FUGLY' one is for the fore-head okay? You can use the rest as you see fit...
     
  7. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    ooh! i always wanted to see what it felt like to be branded like cattle...
     
  8. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    Can I brand my name on your ass? I mean.... we're gonna be married someday so it doesn't matter if my name is on you. Out of fair play, I will let you sink your teeth into my scrotum; leaving a permanent scar. Whatd'ya say sweet thing?
     
  9. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg:
    Can I brand my name on your ass? I mean.... we're gonna be married someday so it doesn't matter if my name is on you. Out of fair play, I will let you sink your teeth into my scrotum; leaving a permanent scar. Whatd'ya say sweet thing?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    hmmm...tempting...
     
  10. Lomotil

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    I'm baaaaaaaaaack...

    Sorry, kit... I know it sounded promising, with my immaculate timing and all... but the actual road trip was to Oklahoma.

    Sorry to disappoint...

    I was actually surprised this trip, last time I went to Oklahoma, the place was a complete shithole. This time, it wasn't half bad. (At least there wasn't an entire family of Indians taking a bath at the rest stop using the sinks like last time...)
     
  11. Emetic

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote
    Reminds me of an imprudent but bladder-induced stop I made at a McDonald's on a seedy edge of Wash D.C. (doesn't matter which one - most of DC is seedy except for a small portion downtown between 14th and 23rd Streets). I went inside to the restroom, see a lock on the door (supposedly to prevent what I was about to witness) that was broken. I open the door and am confronted by a horrific stench and the sight of an IP (Indigenous Population) apparently of the homeless variety standing at one sink, bottomless, washing his filth-caked underwear in the sink. The walls of and toilet in the stall which I'm guessing he'd recently used was covered with the explosive result of severe digestive upset.

    I almost threw up before I quickly escaped. Pseudo-human specimens such as that should be euthanized for everyone's good.
     
  12. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    I see you met my younger brother
     
  13. Emetic

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    Doubt it - everyone knows neither you nor your siblings bother to wash your underwear.
     
  14. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    I was born in Oklahoma so fuck off. Yep...
     
  15. Emetic

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    Nothing wrong with Oklahoma that an interstate bus ticket can't fix.
     
  16. timeforyumyums

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    I really dont know what the genuine fuck is going on anymore....so I am loggin off of Fugly...IMC...FUCK YOUUUUUUUUU

     
  17. Dwaine Scum

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    Its about fucking time... you whiney cunt... thats two irritaing oxygen thives gone... who's next?

    [ August 20, 2001: Message edited by: Baby Raper ]
     
  18. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    That's it. I refuse to post to this horrid forum anymore. Kiss my ass, all of you baby-raping, shit-eating, kitana-lusting, DMV-working, ass-fondling, Yanni-listening, cat-walking, testicle-sucking, honkey mother fuckers.

    That's it. I refuse to post here anymore. Kiss my ass, all of you...
     
  19. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    I'm not a honkey.
     
  20. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    hey! Lomo, nobody's lusting me
     

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