The forums all go dead around this time.

It shits me. Not even Dwaine is awake.

 

I am not asleep per'se, as I am passed out drunk... but thats asleep right?

 

I leave for work at midnight - and get back around, now.

 

Will you come over and brush my hair please? *tugs and knot*

 

I don't even brush my own hair.

But i'll floss your teeth

 

awesome!! Ugh surprisingly, I have immaculate oral hygene

 

Hey, me too.
Nothing worse than waking up with hairy teeth.

 

I shave mine daily...

 

Careful. Remember what Dwaine does with his floss?

 

Thats right! haha
Stay away from my floss Dwaine.

 

OHHH right... like you cocksmokers never did anything when you were young, and needed the money

 

You measured your cock with floss because you were young and ... erm ... needed the money?[/url]

 

well, that and we were out of yarn

 

You can borrow my dental floss, Dwaine. I don't care if you wrap it around your cock. I ran out of mint floss, so penis flavour should suffice.

 

I'd like to know exactly what it was you did with dental floss for money. Would you be willing to do it again? And how much do you charge?