The first and last fugly forum member to graduate from medical school

"I'm sorry, Ms. Watacatchacunt, but I'm afraid your baby is still-born... Yes, I know, it's half a year away, but I thought I'd be straightforward with you... No... It's perfectly normal to want to screw the doctor and hope to replace it... Of course, ma'am... Yes... that's just one more service we offer...