The creation of Pussy

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  1. HORUS

    HORUS New Member

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    The creation of a Pussy

    Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
    created a pussy to their own design.
    First was a butcher, smart with wit,
    using a knive, he gave it a slit.
    Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
    with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.
    Third was a tailor, tall and thin,
    by using red velvet, he lined it within.
    Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
    with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.
    Fith was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
    threw in a fish and gave it a smell.
    Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee,
    Touched it and blessed it and said it could pee.
    Last came a sailor, dirty little runt,
    he sucked it and fucked it and called it a cunt.
     
  2. Samanthasez

    Samanthasez New Member

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    Is it fucking or loving?
    Make no mistake
    In loving you give,
    in fucking you take.
    But taking is just loving
    With each other's permission
    So give your loving consent
    To fuck in every position.


    Ahhh, poetry.
     
  3. DrBungle

    DrBungle New Member

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    There once was a man from Nantucket. . .
     

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