Two men had been camping together for the past four days and things were starting to get a little testy betwee them One morning the first friend says, "You know, we're starting to get on each others nerves, so why don't we split up today....I'll hike North and spend the day looking around...You can hike South and spend te day...Then tonite, we''ll have our dinner and share our experiences over the campfire." The two agree and they each go their separate ways...... That night over dinner, the first guy tells his story... "Today I hiked into a beautiful valley...I followed a stream up into a canyon , ate lunch and took a swim in a beautiful, crystal clear, mountain lake....As I sat and dried off, I watched deer come by and drink from the stream...The wildflowers were filled with butterflys and the hawks soared overhead all day long.......How was your day ?" The second guy says, "Well, I went South until I ran across a set of railroad tracks....I followed them for a mile or so, and I came across this beautiful young woman tied to the tracks....I cut the ropes and gently moved her off the tracks...and we had sex in every imaginable way, all afternoon... Finally, when I was so tired I could hardly move , I came back to camp.." "Wow!!", the first guy exclaimed..."Your day was MUCH better than mine....Did you get a blow job, too ??" "Nah." says the second guy, over his meal...... I couldn't find her head.."
