A burglar breaks into a house, and is creeping through the front room in complete darkness. After a few moments of feeling his way around sans eyesight, he hears a shrill voice cry out, "Jesus is watching you!" He freezes, suspecting that he's not alone. After a few moments of silence, the burglar continues to wander through the dark house. He makes his way to the next room when he hears it again, "Jesus is watching you!" The burglar freezes again, hoping noone is in the house. He finally finds his way to the living room, where he turns on the light. In the corner, he spots a parrot in a cage, who again says, "Jesus is watching you!" The burlar sighs in relief, and says, "Ah, so you're the one talking. What's your name?" "Clarence", the parrot answers. "Clarence?", replied the burglar, "What kind of ASSHOLE names his bird Clarence?" The parrot answers, "The same kind of asshole that names his Rottweiler 'Jesus'!"
