The BR REAL thread mark 2.NO MEDIVET ALLOWED!!!

unlimited-time · Apr 27, 2005

ucicare said:

Since several want to "be real" here, I thought I would start. This is the COLD SOBER forum, and it should be serious. Four other forums exist for the purpose of being stupid.

I say we try to "be real" here in this thread, and the first person that bashes someone can be the first non spammer that Fugly ever banned.

A few real thoughts and confessions.

1. I can't bench 400 lbs. Did in college, can't now. I am so out of shape it is pathetic. i hate it, and can't seem to get a grip on my weight.
2. I don't really hate Dan, Pimp, UT, Ulfer, FivePackhn or anybody else for that matter. I don't even dislike them.
3. My family life is fine, but my job sucks. I feel completely ineffective and restrained by narrow minded people and red tape.
4. I don't have any other identities here. I used "whocares" for a week, but everybody knew that.
5. I really don't care what drugs any of you use. It is your life, destroy it if you want to. I just harrass people about it because it pisses them off.
6. I wet the bed until I was 13. I still have nightmares about wetting the bed in summer camp.
7. I don't care what you believe, but I really do Love Jesus and I am not the least bit ashamed of it. My life was completely changed when I was saved.
8. I feel bad after I write some of the things here, and wish I could change them. I have no idea why, and it bugs me.
9. I really do want to go fishing with Dwaine.
10. Schmed has more character than any of you know. I trust him more than I would my neighbors.
11. I really don't think that I am better than anybody. I am perfectly flawed in many ways, as is each of you.
12. I think Nursey is right sometimes. The US is so screwed up in many ways. I love my Kids, my Country and my President, but all of them embarrass me regularly.
13. Mia has never sent me any naked picutres, and I certianly have never sent anything like that to anybody. I hate that I even joked about it.
14. I do think that Mia is attractive. I am glad she lives in Austrailia and not in Alabama.
15. I like flowers and potted plants, even though I am not gay.

Anything else you want to know?

Your turn - what are you really like?

Barry
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unlimited-time · Apr 27, 2005

sawdusty said:

I look like Dale Gribble from King of the Hill, though my sunglasses are much more cool.

Really.
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unlimited-time · Apr 27, 2005

Samanthasez said:

Well...O.K., here it is: I'm sweet, fun-loving, always smiling and like I mentioned to Barry, I have two guys who want to commit to me and I can't: I have not been intimate with anyone for over a year now and that's why I sometimes come off like I'm "loose"...it's all a big bunch of bullshit to hide the fact that I'm a very decent, "good-girl".

I don't dislike anyone here, but I do get tired of being called a slut and a whore.

I'm very happy-go-lucky and am the best person to take out for a night on the town...I always make everyone around me laugh.

I agree with Barry: Schmed is, quite possibly, one of the best people I've had the privilege to get to know.

I'm a single Mom to a 5 year old, I struggle with my school and wake up at night overwhelmed at times at just how in the hell I'm going to make it; I don't want to rely upon anyone else and tend to be stubbornly independent. I drink too much beer, too often. I no longer take drugs, only because they don't fit into my life.

I come here to insult just to let off steam, and then at times regret saying what I did, only because I'm a very sweet person by nature.

I love to read and I love to take walks through the forests and gardens with my girl- I find after the madness of my younger years, beauty in the most simplistic things.
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unlimited-time · Apr 27, 2005

pimpchichi said:

1: i came here to trash this thread but lost heart when i saw that barry loves me.. you DO love me don't you barry?
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unlimited-time · Apr 27, 2005

Belladonna said:

I am a smart ass bitch...really... just ask Sawdusty. I do enjoy intelligent discussions, occassionally a heated debate or two, and a good sense of humor. That's all I'm saying for now cause I don't trust y'all any further than I can hurl a garden gnome.
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unlimited-time · Apr 27, 2005

Geezer Glide said:

Belladonna said:

I am a smart ass bitch...really.
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You said it not us.

I just me and thats all you need to really know "FOR NOW"
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unlimited-time · Apr 27, 2005

EngrOpsNCO said:

1. I'm ambidextrous, but only on my right side.

2. My emotional state is usually the average of Bi-polar.

3. My wife tolerates my chronic masturbation much better than my impotence.

4. I quickly procrastinate enjoyable activities I don't like.

5. I never fucking swear.

Just your every day average red blooded American.
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unlimited-time · Apr 27, 2005

You aint gonna know everything about me but you can know some.
i'm a 33 year old mother of 2 boys 9 and 11.Been with the same guy for 13 years ,married for 4 of them.I am expecting my 4th child in August so i'm miserable cow most of the time atm.Still madly in love with my husband and can't see it changing.My kids are my life.
I come on here coz it cracks me up and i never feel bad about what i write coz it's all bollox anyway.
I hate housework, i love Wow.
Favourite comedian atm has to be Peter Kay.
Favourite film Lord of the Rings triology.
Favourite actor Ray Liotta.
In the real world i like to think i'm a nice person, i find it hard to say no to people which i sometimes hate.As i said before i love my kids to pieces and they and my husband are my best friends and the people i spend 99% of my time with.
If i could change 1 thing about myself it would be my height, i'm 4' 11" and clothes never fit and i have to ask for things on the top shelves in supermarkets.
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unlimited-time · Apr 27, 2005

And the BR in the threads names stands for Be Really really, it wasn't a typo at all.

unlimited-time · Apr 27, 2005

Oooo look 8 replies, well 9 now including this one and ALL from me.This is my thread.ALL MINE I TELL YOU!!!MINE MINE ME ME ME ME!!
Barry is what Medivet got contagious?

Schmed · Apr 27, 2005

And mine too!!

unlimited-time · Apr 27, 2005

G.e.t. o.u.t of my thread. :evil:

Schmed · Apr 27, 2005

Sorry..*tucks prehensile tail between legs and sulks off to a corner*

unlimited-time · Apr 27, 2005

Good. * waves arms around in a Julie Andrews style fashion* The thread is alive with the sound of ME ME ME!!!

Schmed · Apr 27, 2005

YAAAYYYYYY!!! *wags prehensile tail at UT affectionatly*

unlimited-time · Apr 27, 2005

Hello cutie pie. * scratchs Schmed behind his ear and rubs his tummy*

DrBungle · Apr 27, 2005

*holds UT's eyes so they look asian*

ucicare · Apr 27, 2005

unlimited-time said:

Barry is what Medivet got contagious?
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Hereditary probably.

If it is contagious, you got the ocean for a buffer. Luck you.

Barry

unlimited-time · Apr 28, 2005

DrBungle said:

*holds UT's eyes so they look asian*
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ROFL. :lol:

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