the big 18

finaly im 18!!! now on to voting (fuck that)
a few more years and ill be able to own a conceled weapon. after all its texas every ones gotta have one, that a shot gun and a compound to make bootleg automatic weapons and video games.
any one got any suggestion for my 18th birthday?

 

the gentlemans club, sage and richmond

 

Go buy a lotto ticket and support the state that has no income tax, lets you have weapons, carry them around with you, and free birth control (ethnic information required for BC's).

 

hmmm both good ideas
so hard to make up my mind
but so far The Retard Wearing a Helmet is number1

 

congratulations.. you are now old enough to join this forum

 

Try going out and getting laid.
Failing that, masturbate all night.

Remember, you have to be able to love yourself, before you can love someone else...so keep practicing, one day, you may get some.

Of course, you could always post a suicide message, in the hopes Nursey will invite you over.

 

watch out for the children of the corn...

 

Go to Utah where you CAN'T buy cigarettes legally until you're 19.

Road trip!