That's right you guessed it: http://www.superhonda.com/photopost/data/2/498emperor.jpg Some guy dressed up in a black cloak with white contact lenses on who sends other countries threatening messages. All messages should be on grainy black and white film that fades in slowly. Also there the armed forces should have to dress up like storm troopers. We could start out with a couple of months of threatening Iran and watching them squirm and placate themselves before stealing all their oil and blowing them off the map.
How does 50 cents per gallon strike you. We got all the damn weapons. It's just the silly ass we want to spend all our money making more democracy idea instead of just taking everything that is holding up back. We used to kick those Arab countries around like little girls before WWII.
why don't we just stop using petroleum products from the Middle east? The Majority of our petroleum comes from North America (2/3rds) sooo um i guess it "ain't dem pesky ah-rabs, over pricin shit makin us 'mericans look silly!!!"
Also we should start to work immediately on turning the space station into a mini death star as a precusor to turning the moon into the death star where we could use star wars technology and hovering satelites to pin point targets as small as a honda civic for assassinations.
Why don't we invade mexico, take their oil and make the mexicans pump our oil, cook our burritos and make films of their women servicing donkeys. And still our taco neighbors will not be given citizenship to the USA. From there we work south to the other oil producing nations. This is the time for our government to expose the fact that we have allies from outerspace and supply all of us with aluminum foil to make the hats so desperately needed to protect us from the alien rays while depriving the other countries of foil!! Join with me, brothers and sisters, as we unite the world under one president and one religion.
I doubt USA could survive more than 3 years at it's current rate of consumption (approximately 25% of the world's oil production) using it's own reserves and drop OPEC all together. If you oil greedy Americans want to know who to turn to, look to your so-called "retarded cousins" Canada. They have the second largest oil reserves in the world; even greater than Iran, Iraq and Kuwait and only second to Saudi Arabia.
Unfortunately for you kangaroo meat sanwhiches are a favorite of the emperor and the official meat of the Empire and your country is to become a slave driven kangaroo farm. Also your liquified natural gas is to be diverted to the Empire.
I think you are way off on your figures. Using oil Shale (illegal thanks to congress) which is feasible at somewhere in the range of 110 per barrel cost. On oil shale alone we could go hundreds of years. However the Canada oil is perfectly all right for me. Let’s make our neighbors rich both North of us as well as to the South. I am 100 percent for domestic drilling as well as supporting our friendly neighbors for the same. We should start this policy yesterday or ASAP. First we need to fix the problem with congress going against the will of the majority and the media providing cover for them to do so.
We actually run our buses on natural gas and use natural gas for cooking. Keep your greedy eyes off our reserves, sunshine.
Do you suppose our "retarded cousins" don't know they have the reserves? Their gas prices have been cosiderably higher than ours for decades. Back to my earlier comments about mexico, we should invade the cowardly canucks and help them manage their oil reserves like we will once we colonize taco land. Too bad tacos don't need canadian bacon for an ingredient. And what's up with that? They must be retarded if they can't figure out how to make regular bacon. goddam canucks, only good thing they ever did was invent hockey. They do have a better sounding national anthem than ours. where did I put my tinfoil hat?
I am a fan of Canada. I think the oil sands will come to fruition once they find a way to process it quickly. Canadians have a pretty good idea of what they are doing, plus their beer is kick ass.
I'm personally all for the female ejaculation method of propulsion. For the most part, it's an untapped resource.
