The Baby Bird

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by kitana, May 26, 2002.

  1. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    Coming soon to fugly forums.
     
  2. kitana

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    It died!
    i dunno why. my mom brought it in this morning. It looked sad but i thought it looked that way because it missed its mom. it was all cute n stuff...i dunno what happened.











    well, i have to find my castrating/autopsy kit. i dunno where i left it. i have to see why this baby bird died.

    it's a long-tailed kackle.
     
  3. kitana

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    oh yeah, in those pics, its alive. in the pics i plan to post next, its dead.
     
  4. Disorder

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote
    probably too much smirnoff
     
  5. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Disorder:
    probably too much smirnoff<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    LMFAO!
    no that bottle was given to me, opened and 3/4 full by my baby bro and i drank some and left like 1/4 and then he drank the rest. i just saved that bottle b/c he was nice enough to share with me...even though he drank most of it.
     
  6. Cheezedawg

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    Don't cut the damn bird open. It died of starvation. Thats how baby bird's die when you take them away from mama.
     
  7. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg Eats (_{i}_) Well:
    Don't cut the damn bird open. It died of starvation. Thats how baby bird's die when you take them away from mama.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    no this one fell out of its nest. i looked at its stomach - it was full, too full.
    i think it was constipated.
     
  8. GreenAppleSplatters

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    I second the "too much smirnoff" thing.
     
  9. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GAS:
    I second the "too much smirnoff" thing.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    u dont know shit...
     
  10. GreenAppleSplatters

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    Apparently not...
     
  11. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GAS:
    Apparently not...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    byte me
     
  12. GreenAppleSplatters

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  13. Nauseous

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    I had a baby bat one time, but I killed him.

    My stupid ass put him back where I found him because I was doing a piss poor job taking care of him and thought it would be the best thing for him. I guess I thought his parents would come and get him. He ended up frying in the sun. I don't remember how old I was at the time, but I wish someone had beaten the shit out of me for being that careless.

    At least I gave him a burial. Actually, I buried all of the neighborhood's animals. *Dead or alive* I think over the years I have amassed about 20 animals (not including amphibians) in my cemetery (or what my parent’s like to refer to as their yard). And I still pick up the neighborhood road kill- it’s just in a different neighborhood- with no big yard- so I transport then dump their bodies in the river, which, coincidentally, is right by my folk’s house.

    *Just kidding
     
  14. tommy710

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    kitana if i fell out my parents nest and was unlucky enough for you to fine me i think id die from shock as well.
     
  15. Disorder

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    my cat had kittens about 2-3 weeks ago but they all died of starvation because my cat is too young and they came early.

    i was thinking of burying them, but i gave them to AzN and he BBQ'd 'em and chucked 'em with crutons and a nice fresh salad.

    they were quite delicious, although maybe a little bit small and bony like the last KFC wing that nobody wants, but oh well, that blue dragon lager washed 'em down a treat.
     
  16. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GAS:
    I'm lost....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    do u still have that tag around yer neck? ask an adult to help you.

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    He ended up frying in the sun.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    LOL! did u put him on a keychain? i would have. a dried up baby bat would've been a cool keychain.

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    At least I gave him a burial. Actually, I buried all of the neighborhood's animals. *Dead or alive* <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    i used to do that, too. scoop up the neighborhood roadkill on a shovel and bury it in my backyard. sometimes, i didnt bury them deep enough and aftere a rain, there would be a cat leg sticking out of the ground

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by tommy710:
    kitana if i fell out my parents nest and was unlucky enough for you to fine me i think id die from shock as well.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    a little monkey like yerself wouldnt die from shock under my care.

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Disorder:
    my cat had kittens about 2-3 weeks ago but they all died of starvation because my cat is too young and they came early.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    you should have taken pics and posted em.
     
  17. Nauseous

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    A baby bat keychain? Gross!

    You are not serious about the cat leg, are you?
     
  18. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    A baby bat keychain? Gross!

    You are not serious about the cat leg, are you?
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    i have a gator claw key chain i love it.

    oh i am serious. i didnt notice it until my neighbor had visited my mom. i saw it sticking out of the ground, right in front of where she was standing. it then struck me what it was. i told her to stand back, she thought it was a stick that had fallen from the tree. i then reburried it deeper.
     
  19. pimpchichi

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitanaBADKITTY:
    a little monkey like yerself wouldnt die from shock under my care. you would die from assphixiation.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    tommy already has an ass fixation
     
  20. GreenAppleSplatters

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Pimp Monchichi:
    tommy already has an ass fixation<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I was wondering if anyone else caught that.
     

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