The Answer To My Riddle

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by kitana, Nov 26, 2001.

  1. Emetic

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    <REPOST>

    Her thumb

    Her childhood pacifier

    Embalmed dog testicles

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  2. D

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
    At least we dont have to pay $300+ in rent. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    never said you did...

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>
    i was wearing jeans and a baby T with a dragon on it
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    Didja get that darn the maaarkit? <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote
    (that was the best Mark Faalahhh imprssion I could do on here... )
     
  3. unlimited-time

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote
    Do i really have to go through all of your posts and point out any spelling mistakes you have made? Dont be such a nerd.
     
  4. Disorder

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
    i'm alowed to make typos because I TYPE faster that you fucking THINK, i've already finished what i wanted to say by the time you find the fucking letter you wanted.
     
  5. unlimited-time

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    Always thought u seemed a little premature
     
  6. nickyboy

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    Your dead mothers head?
     
  7. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stimulate by oneself:

    Didja get that darn the maaarkit?
     
  8. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Shit Fly:
    Your dead mothers head?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    NO NO NO NO NO!!!


    You all fucking think gross and dirty!!!

    Nasty ppl!

    The answer is ice cubes!

    i suck on em so that they get soft and then i bite em so that my teeth wont get chipped
     
  9. unlimited-time

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    Think you need some vitamins and minerals in your diet kit if your teeth get chipped on ice.
    Saying that.I did chip at tooth on a doughnut once
     
  10. kitana

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    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! no! cracks on your teeth, microscopic, can cause decay later on!
     
  11. unlimited-time

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    So does crunching anything hard have the same effect or does this only apply to ice?
     
  12. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
    Think you need some vitamins and minerals in your diet kit if your teeth get chipped on ice.
    Saying that.I did chip at tooth on a doughnut once
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    That must've been one STALE-ASS doughnut...
     
  13. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
    So does crunching anything hard have the same effect or does this only apply to ice? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    probably anything hard, but i love to crunch on ice, so its ice
     
  14. unlimited-time

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    Damn there goes my favourite passtime.
     
  15. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
    Damn there goes my favourite passtime. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    which was???
     
  16. unlimited-time

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    Opening walnuts with my teeth
     
  17. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
    Opening walnuts with my teeth <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Damn... the two of you should get along great...
     
  18. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
    Think you need some vitamins and minerals in your diet kit if your teeth get chipped on ice.
    Saying that.I did chip at tooth on a doughnut once
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    no! when u crunch on hard ice, little cracks are made, and they can grow and cause probs later on
     
  19. Dawn

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
    no! when u crunch on hard ice, little cracks are made, and they can grow and cause probs later on<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    But, later on wouldn't the ice have melted? I can't see little cracks being that big a problem for the frozen H2O Unless the cracks appear in those big iceberg things, that are supposed to melt and flood the world, or some shit like that
     
  20. pimpchichi

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>The answer is ice cubes!

    i suck on em so that they get soft and then i bite em<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    soft ice???...

    ice is either hard.... or water...
     

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