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Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by Emetic, Sep 15, 2001.

  1. Emetic

    Emetic New Member

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    Found this collection on another board (I didn't write 'em, so send your hate mail elsewhere):

    Q: What is American Airlines' new motto?
    A: "We fly you right to your office!"

    Q: What was the weather report for the northeastern U.S. on Sept 11?
    A: Partly cloudy, chance of scattered airline passengers.

    Q:How do we know that so many New Yorkers have dandruff?
    A: Head & shoulders found everywhere amongst the WTC rubble.

    Q: How many New Yorkers can you get into a VW?
    A: 2 in front, 3 in back, and 1,000 in the ashtray

    Q: What computer problems were workers in the WTC plagued with Tuesday?
    A: Many crashed after using windows.

    (I'm probably going to hell now...)
     
    Emetic, Sep 15, 2001
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  2. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    you were heading that way anyway... so i wouldn't worry too much
     
    pimpchichi, Sep 15, 2001
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  3. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Finally. Those damn Di jokes were getting annoying...
     
    Lomotil, Sep 18, 2001
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  4. methinks

    methinks New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic:

    (I'm probably going to hell now...)    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    yup..i would think so.
     
    methinks, Sep 19, 2001
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  5. kaye

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    not funny
     
    kaye, Sep 22, 2001
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  6. yomamazagreasymofo

    yomamazagreasymofo New Member

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    How did INS drive all the illegal Arab immigrants out of the US?

    They told the blacks that they tasted like Southern Fried Chicken..


    (I think the original was different...but what the hell, it's topical)
     
    yomamazagreasymofo, Sep 25, 2001
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  7. lexwestlaw

    lexwestlaw New Member

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    Those are some of the most tastless fucking inconsiderate jokes i have evt heard, you sick fucking prick. Obviously you had no relatives there in NY...
     
    lexwestlaw, Oct 5, 2001
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  8. Disorder

    Disorder New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by peter gunn:
    Those are some of the most tastless fucking inconsiderate jokes i have evt heard, you sick fucking prick. Obviously you had no relatives there in NY...
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    shut up peter gunn, you penis
     
    Disorder, Oct 5, 2001
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  9. Stranger

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    The war has begun..............

    The Irish SAS have invaded the Dublin dog pound and killed all the
    Afghans!
     
    Stranger, Oct 6, 2001
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  10. Emetic

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    "...The masses are revolting..."

    {and the yellow puddles aren't too delightful, either}
     
    Emetic, Oct 6, 2001
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  11. Nicodemus

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    A father and his son are walking the Manhattan streets when the father stops at a vacant lot takes a deep breath and tells his son: "To think that at one time here on this very lot stood the Twin Towers."

    The son looks at his father and asked: "Dad, what are the Twin Towers?"

    Father says: "My dear son, the Twin Towers were two tremendously tall buildings with lots of offices that was the heart of the United States, but about 30 years ago, several Arabs destroyed the buildings."

    The boy pauses for a minute and then asks his father: "Daddy what are Arabs?"
     
    Nicodemus, Oct 19, 2001
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