A man goes into a cafe and sits down. A waitress comes to take his order, and he asks her, "What's the special of the day?" "Chili," she says, "but the gentleman next to you got the last bowl." The man says he'll just have coffee, and the waitress goes to fetch it. As he waited, he noticed the man next to him was eating a full lunch and the bowl of chili remained uneaten. "Are you going to eat your chili?" he asked. "No, help yourself," replied his neighbor. The man picked up a spoon and eagerly began devouring the chili. When he got halfway through the bowl, he noticed the body of a dead mouse in the bottom of the bowl. Sickened, he puked the chili he had just eaten back into the bowl. The man sitting next to him says, "Yeah, that's as far as I got, too." :twisted:
Two sanitary pads were floating down a sewer drain, and were approaching two tampons. Before the pads and tampons reached each other, one pad said to the other, "Should we say hi to those 2 tampons?" The other pad responded, "Err... nah... they're stuck up cunts." :lol: its ok, i wont bother taking off my coat
Ever wonder why when you fart in the bathtub or the shower, it smells different than farting in the open?
Nah not really,as there's not much chance of me being in the open, tho http://www.heptune.com/farts.html could hold the answer to any fart related queries you have! :wink:
not tasty man phones his local pizza hut and asks for a thin crusty supreme. Half an hour later Diana Ross turns up! :lol:
