Tarzan in 2010

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by Joeslogic, Jan 14, 2010.

  1. Joeslogic

    Joeslogic Active Member

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    Ran into Tarzan today at the store he was not looking to well and I asked him how he was doing.

    he said: "Me on welfare no find job. Shoulders have arthritis no more swing in trees."

    I said "thats to bad sorry to hear it, how about Jane?"

    Tarzan: "Jane no good she loosing memory and not get around well she in nursing home."

    Tarzan was looking so sad I hoped the kid "Boy" would be good news. So I asked about Boy.

    Tarzan: "Never hear from Boy he go too big city hooked on drugs and bad woman who work on street. He only call me when he need some help."

    When I finally asked about Cheeta, that brought a smile to Tarzans face.

    Tarzan: "She doing really well married lawyer live in White House now!!!"
     
  2. Aballister

    Aballister New Member

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    Dude, that was a nasty one.
     

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