I forgot all about this, til tonight because I had Taco's again. Anyway Friday night me and the wife had Taco's its one of our Favorite foods. I ate a lot that night too. I was sick most last week and Friday was the first day I started to fill better. Anyway I went to work the next day and had lunch a salad. Well about 30 our so mins before we are about to go up the erge to shit hits me like a motherfucking truck. So I run off to the breakroom bathroom as it is the quickest one to get too. I usally don't shit in there since all the trash uses it and it is usally a mess. I'm sitting there and I just start shitting. It was like I had not shit in 20 years! I'm there for a good 20 mins and I'm just letting loose like they do with the soft serve machine at DQ at the end of the night. I finally stop for 5 secs thinking I might be done and look at my cell to see what time it is. Its like 10 mins before we go up. So I start to wipe get up and look in the can and I shit you not (No Pun intended) the shit is greater then the water level. I at that moment was almost sad to flush as I did not have a digital Camera to take a pic of probally the greatest shit I will ever take. It was like a little underwater mountain with the peak sticking out of the water. I got to my chair with 5 secs to spair but man that was a great shit.
um. I know this is a big deal and all but next time could you keep it to yourself? I know we all shit, but do we need to hear about every time you have the mexican army marching out of you ass? LOL. that sucks. I tried to keep a straight face, but that was just bad. LOL.
I thought he was back you basterd. . dont play with me, i'm too sensitive .. By the way.. chickens don't have penises . .they have cloacas
Yell *Bump*next time, so you won't upset those of us living on the thin line between madness and insanity .. wait thats not right. .
I lied, I'm not really leaving. I just did that since it wouldn't really be a Grim thread without someone throwing a tantrum, then arguing that his possesion of material goods made him better then everyone else in fugly.
