Lomo went to a swap meet. I don't know who he met or what they swapped, but he better be back online ASAP!!
"They live a lifetime that is comfortable They travel far to keep their stomachs full They make their living off of arts and crafts The kind with seashells, driftwood, and burlap They make a deal when they come to town The Sunday swap meet is a battle ground She ~hates~ him more than he will ever know He ~hates~ her more than he will ever show Keeps the cigarettes close to his heart Keeps the photographs close to her heart Keeps the bitterness close to the heart"
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>They make their living off of arts and crafts The kind with seashells, driftwood, and burlap<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> he's gone to meet stranger??
im sorry i killed him i didn't mean to it was an accident we were going to be in love we were going to run away together he was going to be a carny it wasnt my fault he asked me to be in top i didnt know he couldnt breath he drowned in my bosoms at least he died happy at least we have some extra meat to suppliment our food stamps (your welcome mom) but i will miss him sniff sniff
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: Whatever. You don't even like men. BACK OFF, BITCH. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I dooooo like mens, they are fun! you want him back? what pieces do you want, I can get them out of the freezer
Top three reasons why lomo isn't with Yucky. 1. He doesn't date skank trailer park whores. 2. He'd go the extra 30 miles to hang with me and Cheeze. 3. He's alergic to dirt, flys and stink. Don't worry nauseous. Your man is safe.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Maryland Badass: Top three reasons why lomo isn't with Yucky. 1. He doesn't date skank trailer park whores. 2. He'd go the extra 30 miles to hang with me and Cheeze. 3. He's alergic to dirt, flys and stink. Don't worry nauseous. Your man is safe.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> #1&3 are why you let him hang around...cause he wouldn't go near your wife and could you remind us one more time you are Cheeze's brother...this time it might have the desired affect of making us somehow think you are cool :thumbsupsmiley:
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: Lomo went to a swap meet. I don't know who he met or what they swapped, but he better be back online ASAP!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Would you just fuck him and get it over with already?!?
Welly welly welly well... I had no idea I'd be missed so... 'snif... Makes me wanna puke... For those that give a fuck, the car show/swap meet was a moderate success... Here's what I ended up coming home with: <UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>A two wheel dolly (hand truck), new, 600lb rating (for my arcade games) - $15 <LI>1 WW2 "baseball" grenade - $5 <LI>1 folding stool w/koozie pouch for 2 6-packs, new - $3 <LI>2 US Army 1000 Crtg. 9mm steel ammo cans - $8 <LI>A 120V AC to 12V DC power converter - $4 <LI>2 'old school' steel file boxes - $0.50 ea. <LI>A CD/tape/radio boombox - $5 <LI>A blowjob from a weathered old hag - $3 [/list] Not a bad trip, all in all... I got a tad drunk on Saturday, then went walking around again, and one of the vendors (whom I bought a bunch of ammo cans from last year, and a few things from this year) recognized me and we stood around while he was selling shit... He kept handing me beers, so who was I to refuse? After all, it would have been rude to not accept... Since we were in a small German town, I went to the local meat market and bought five of their own handmade sausage links for BBQ'ing later on this week, and we also stopped in at a Biergarten for some authentic German brew and food... Not a bad trip. Sorry I haven't been around the past few days to express my discontent and loathing for most of y'all... I'll try and give advance warning next time I plan a trip.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Antichrist Lomotil: <UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>A blowjob from a weathered old hag - $3 [/list] <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> i thought nauseous didn't go?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ~pimpchichi~: i thought nauseous didn't go?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Another witty remark from Pimp!
More than likely the remnants of your dinner last night, Godyer Yucky. [ July 29, 2002: Message edited by: Nauseous ]
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ~pimpchichi~: i thought nauseous didn't go?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Oh, come on now... You know she'd give me a discount... Probably along the lines of $1.50 or so...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Antichrist Lomotil: Oh, come on now... You know she'd give me a discount... Probably along the lines of $1.50 or so...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Shut up, dickhead. You'll get nothing from me. And how many birthdays can one person have anyway???
