Fresh off the wire... Hollywood - Susan Sarandon, left-wing activist and B-list actress best known for having children out of wedlock with Tim Robbins, says she is tired of being called an anti-American just because she hates America, all Americans and everything associated with America. Speaking from the headquarters of the charity organization she runs, Adopt-A-Suicide- Bomber, the too-old-to-get-the-good-roles-but-not-having-enough-acting-chops-to-get-Katherine-Hepburn-parts Sarandon said that criticism of her is being organized by "wealthy elitists who don't care about social justice and income redistribution and are only interested in making money off the labor of the disadvantaged and different." Ms. Sarandon then took out a riding crop and whipped her Filipino houseboy for spilling an espresso machiato on her $8000 Christian Lacroix gown that was handsewn by Mexican immigrants working 16 hours a day at 50 cents an hour in a Tijuana sweatshop. Before she left in order to appear at a court hearing concerning a $100 million lawsuit she had brought against quadriplegic 12-year old Susie Nickles of Ames, Iowa for taping Bull Durham when it appeared on HBO, Ms. Sarandon castigated the Bush administration, which she says is characterized by "greed and disregard for working people." The actress concluded her remarks by saying, "Americans are stupid and are only interested in money and having a bourgeois lifestyle. And if any of you dress up like the character I played when you go to see The Rocky Horror Picture Show on Saturday night you better damn well send me a royalty check or I'll sue you for everything you've got!"
Well, you are not hearing a whole lot from her or any of the other people now. They are all probably saving up to hit the next crow-eating smorgasbord.
I think the bitch is an stupid. She's an actress, her job is to make money. She's really not a good one any way. She probably needs to get boned.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cigarettes: She probably needs to get boned.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Sort of like you huh sweety? Now go do my luandry bitch
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FUGLY RADIO: Sort of like you huh sweety? Now go do my luandry bitch<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> The joke is getting annoying. So eat my ass, fag!
Back to Suzie, if I was a gal and all I had to look forward to waking up next to was Tim Robbins, I'd probably be a bit pissed, too.
