there's SOOOO many pervs on the net... they aren't hard to find.... i just like to get them chatting and see how far is too far... <font color=#ffffff>sussuro1: Do you do dogs or do you just love them</font> <font color=#ffff00>CanineLover: both</font> <font color=#ffffff>sussuro1: Whats the biggest dog youve been with</font> <font color=#ffff00>CanineLover: st bernard CanineLover: for a movie CanineLover: you ever acted in a porn movie? CanineLover: do you have a big dick?</font> <font color=#ffffff>sussuro1: Did you suck it off can I see the movie</font> <font color=#ffff00>CanineLover: i fucked a donkey once CanineLover: do you think you could live up to him</font> <font color=#ffffff>sussuro1: I got 8 inch and just a homemade porno sussuro1: I doubt I could fuck you as hard as a donkey but Id try</font> <font color=#ffff00>CanineLover: you could stick your arm up my pussy and make a noise like an ass</font> <font color=#ffffff>sussuro1: Whats your A/S/L</font> <font color=#ffff00>CanineLover: 26/f/nor cali</font> <font color=#ffffff>sussuro1: Do you have any pics online sussuro1: 20/M/UK by way</font> <font color=#ffff00>CanineLover: no.. my movies and pics are only sold in shops CanineLover: ppl steal too much shit online</font> <font color=#ffffff>sussuro1: I watched a women gettin fucked by a great dane once there was so much cum sussuro1: Do you like dog cum</font> <font color=#ffff00>CanineLover: yeah CanineLover: it tastes great</font> <font color=#ffffff>sussuro1: Do you check out much animal porn on the net</font> <font color=#ffff00>CanineLover: why bother when i do it myself</font> <font color=#ffffff>sussuro1: Do you do it regulary then</font> <font color=#ffff00>CanineLover: twice a week usually</font> <font color=#ffffff>sussuro1: Do you have your own dog</font> <font color=#ffff00>CanineLover: no.. my boyfriend won't let me CanineLover: he doesn't mind watching me do it with a hired dog</font> <font color=#ffffff>sussuro1: hed never get to fuck youz probably</font> <font color=#ffff00>CanineLover: but if i had a pet and it fucked me.. CanineLover: he'd get jealous CanineLover: i'm thinking of chucking him anyway</font> <font color=#ffffff>sussuro1: So you borrow other peoples animals</font> <font color=#ffff00>CanineLover: we hire them from a firm in la</font> <font color=#ffffff>sussuro1: Do they know what your doin to hem sussuro1: them even</font> <font color=#ffff00>CanineLover: its a specialist firm.. CanineLover: the animals are meant for that</font> <font color=#ffffff>sussuro1: wow thats crazy</font> <font color=#ffff00>CanineLover: they do eels, horses, dogs, donkeys, hamsters and gerbils CanineLover: and loads more... CanineLover: if you want to try a different animal they will get it CanineLover: i once fucked a dolphin in a pool CanineLover: that was something else</font> <font color=#ffffff>sussuro1: that sounds impossible</font> <font color=#ffff00>CanineLover: it's true.. CanineLover: they have big dicks too CanineLover: but they are usually hidden in a flap under the skin</font> <font color=#ffffff>sussuro1: whats the biggest thing youve ever got up your pussy and arse</font> <font color=#ffff00>CanineLover: a fire extinguisher up my pussy CanineLover: and when they let it off... WOW!!! CanineLover: up my ass was that donkey's dick i mentioned earlier</font> <font color=#ffffff>sussuro1: have you heard of Bukkake</font> <font color=#ffff00>CanineLover: should i have... CanineLover: is he/she from the net?</font> <font color=#ffffff>sussuro1: If your into cum yes</font> <font color=#ffff00>CanineLover: i ain't too well versed with netporn stars</font> <font color=#ffffff>sussuro1: Its a sex form</font> <font color=#ffff00>CanineLover: oh.. tell me more... CanineLover: is it anything like a tosspot?</font> <font color=#ffffff>sussuro1: It involves loads of guys wanking off all over a girls face</font> <font color=#ffff00>CanineLover: oh.. that has a name? CanineLover: news to me CanineLover: you know what a tosspot is right</font> <font color=#ffffff>sussuro1: and usually a glass that she drinks it all from sussuro1: whats a tosspot</font> <font color=#ffff00>CanineLover: like glass thing you just said.. CanineLover: but larger CanineLover: you know what a spitoon is right?? CanineLover: what cowboys spit chewing tobacco into</font> <font color=#ffffff>sussuro1: yeah like a big beaker full of cum sussuro1: yeah</font> <font color=#ffff00>CanineLover: well all the guys fill it up.. and the girl who drinks it gets a bonus CanineLover: i usually get the bonus..lol</font> <font color=#ffffff>sussuro1: It really turns me on seein it sussuro1: Girls drenched in cum sussuro1: especially mine</font> <font color=#ffff00>CanineLover: i like to see men drinking cum CanineLover: it shows me that they aren't prudes</font> <font color=#ffffff>sussuro1: Have you seen this often</font> <font color=#ffff00>CanineLover: yeah.. CanineLover: i sometimes bring some home in a condom for my boyfriend CanineLover: sometimes he drinks it from the rubber... CanineLover: sometimes he spreads it on bread...</font> <font color=#ffffff>sussuro1: if a man drinks cum though he might aswelll take it up the arse too</font> <font color=#ffff00>CanineLover: he does... not from men tho.. CanineLover: from me CanineLover: i like to dominate him CanineLover: well.. sometimes.. CanineLover: we take it in turns</font> <font color=#ffffff>sussuro1: I like seein women do men with strapons</font> <font color=#ffff00>CanineLover: one day i'll give him my strp-on CanineLover: and another day he'll make me bleed while he fucks me hard CanineLover: i love it.. CanineLover: it's a healthy relationship</font> <font color=#ffffff>sussuro1: sounds it sussuro1 has left the conversation.</font>
yeah go for it... i have a few... mostly as caninelover... damn persona has a lotta mileage... any choice ones (with pics and stuff) i'll send to submissions@fugly.com ... but ones without pics or i just think are funny i'll post on the forum
i was just sat there in this room ... and they were all talking about being romantic to each other.... i wasn't chatting.. i never really do... sometimes i say a few words... mostly i just sit there and wait for people to 'whisper' me... it never takes long... like this idiot --------------------------------- <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: Hi Caninelover or cyberslut, Are we erotic today</font> CanineLover: i am always erotic... CanineLover: dunno wots up with the romance crap tho CanineLover: i like it rough CanineLover: and dirty <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: a bit of romance is nice</font> CanineLover: you think? <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: but as i was going to say Loversboy_1: I like it rough like you</font> CanineLover: i think it's all just ploys to get us girls into bed <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: and dirty too Loversboy_1: sure</font> CanineLover: you do get my name don't you.. <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: don't you like that</font> CanineLover: i like to let my dog join in <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: yes......</font> CanineLover: cool CanineLover: you ok with that <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: I used to have a girlfriend who did that</font> CanineLover: he's sniffing at my pussy now <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: was very horny to watch</font> CanineLover: do you mind if i let him lick me while we cyber <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: wished I had my dog here Loversboy_1: then i would have one hand free</font> CanineLover: have you ever fucked your dog? <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: no I don't mind</font> CanineLover: i usually let him just lick me... <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: no..is a malle dog</font> CanineLover: but sometimes.. when he's good... i let him mount me CanineLover: not up the ass? <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: that is nice Loversboy_1: do you let him come in you</font> CanineLover: 'cos my husband sometimes takes ronny up the ass <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: no I don't facy fucking him up the ass Loversboy_1: if it was a bitch</font> CanineLover: i have to.. if i don't let him come.. he bites me <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: I would fuck her</font> CanineLover: oh.. ronny is my dog.. <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: is he licking now</font> CanineLover: just in case you thought it was something sick like my son.. hehe <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: and are you strocking him</font> CanineLover: no.. i'll call him over CanineLover: hold on... CanineLover: right.. i gotta take off my knickers... CanineLover: 'cos he can't do it for me.. lol <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: nice and naked like me</font> CanineLover: well i got a bra on... should i take it off?? <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: open your legs wide</font> CanineLover: ok... CanineLover: hey he's got the scent <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: take your bra off, i can always suck your tits</font> CanineLover: he's started lapping away.. CanineLover: ok hold on... CanineLover: it's off... <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: i am holding on</font> CanineLover: do you want me to masturbate him.. i can pretend it's you? <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: let me suck your tits while he sucks your pussy</font> CanineLover: i can suck him off... i've done it before CanineLover: ok <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: yessss...like that</font> CanineLover: ooooh.... CanineLover: you have my tits in your mouth <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: me too oh baby Loversboy_1: like to suck you</font> CanineLover: ok i'm rubbing up and down his cock.. CanineLover: sorry your cock <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: while you rub his cock Loversboy_1: is ok like to watch you do this</font> CanineLover: yeah his cock is getting bigger.. <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: make him come while i suck your tits</font> CanineLover: it's as big as a mans and red as hell CanineLover: i wanna suck it CanineLover: you shall have to suck my pussy... <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: have you sucked him before Loversboy_1: ok love to suck your pussy</font> CanineLover: i can't suck his/your cock while your on my tits CanineLover: yeah i have... <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: and suck your clit</font> CanineLover: and i let him cum in my mouth too <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: coime on take him in your mouth</font> CanineLover: hes inn <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: while a suck your clit</font> CanineLover: mmmm CanineLover: oh your so good <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: i know..</font> CanineLover: oh you taste so good too <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: deeper inside Loversboy_1: like to taste your juices</font> CanineLover: you don't mind that i pretend my dog is you do ya? CanineLover: ok i'm openin my legs wider CanineLover: oh yeah.. CanineLover: stick your tongue deeper <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: no, but like it too ..when you really suck him</font> CanineLover: stick your nose up my ass <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: open your legs my little slut</font> CanineLover: wider? <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: yes, i want to suck every drop Loversboy_1: of you</font> CanineLover: oooh <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: before i fuck you Loversboy_1: i want you to Loversboy_1: suck me too</font> CanineLover: y? CanineLover: ok.. both at same time? <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: difficult fucking you and sucking me Loversboy_1: i could fuck you</font> CanineLover: ok.. <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: while you suck Loversboy_1: your dog</font> CanineLover: ok .. yeah... CanineLover: as long as he gets to fuck me after <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: go on your knees Loversboy_1: i go deep inside you</font> CanineLover: ok.. i'm kneeling <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: and now you Loversboy_1: take his cock Loversboy_1: into your mouth</font> CanineLover: mmmmmmm <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: i hold your hips Loversboy_1: and pull you Loversboy_1: towards me Loversboy_1: deeper..inside Loversboy_1: push</font> CanineLover: oh CanineLover: ooh CanineLover: ohh <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: oh bab y this is heaven</font> CanineLover: you are so BIG <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: i fill you up baby Loversboy_1: are you sure you want Loversboy_1: your dog after my big cock Loversboy_1: he what happened</font> CanineLover: my dogs cock is bigger then yours <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: not possible</font> CanineLover: sorry to shatter your illusions CanineLover: and he's a chihuahua <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: ok then let him fuck you Loversboy_1: yes i believe you</font> CanineLover: will you put him on my back CanineLover: his legs are kinda short <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: a little chihuahua Loversboy_1: on your back Loversboy_1: doing what</font> CanineLover: well my ass CanineLover: he'll find his way in CanineLover: he always does... CanineLover: you wanted me on my knees <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: like to be fucked in your ass</font> CanineLover: and i can suck you while he fucks me CanineLover: ok? <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: we can fuck you together</font> CanineLover: what.. him up my ass.. and you up my pussy <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: i want to see you being fucked</font> CanineLover: i'd prefer him up my pussy <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: yes..</font> CanineLover: my ass is kinda tight CanineLover: and his cock is a bit bigger than yours.. it might hurt <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: ok let him fuck your pussy...now Loversboy_1: what about his cock and mine together Loversboy_1: in your pussy</font> CanineLover: he fills me up <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: ok go on</font> CanineLover: but i guess your tiny peepee'd slip in at the side <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: sure ... Loversboy_1: what ever you say Loversboy_1: there again may be Loversboy_1: my peepee is not so small</font> CanineLover: oh i think it is CanineLover: i should know... CanineLover: i'm a slut remember <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: how would you know</font> CanineLover: i've had large medium small <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: i love that</font> CanineLover: bent straight corkscrew shaped... <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: i love sluts</font> CanineLover: and that one of yours is the tiniest i've ever felt inside me <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: fuck you...</font> CanineLover: i would laugh you out of this room .. except i'm too nice to people <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: i don't think soooo</font> CanineLover: my 6 year old son satisfies me more <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: ok then suck this tiny Loversboy_1: cock and let your big dog fuck you</font> CanineLover: i don't wanna anymore... CanineLover: you've made me go cold... <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: you like to be fucked by him</font> CanineLover: wank yourself off while you watch me and cujo here go at it CanineLover: he's a real man CanineLover: mandog <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: now you make me cool off Loversboy_1: shame could have been good</font> CanineLover: well seeya then....loser <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: ok slut Loversboy_1: keep it wet</font> CanineLover: oh please don't go... i love you... CanineLover: retard <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: you must be</font> CanineLover: i am... <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: retarded I mean</font> CanineLover: especially since i'm talking to you <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: sure that too</font> CanineLover: you've knocked about 100 off my IQ <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: well at least you came Loversboy_1: with or without dog</font> CanineLover: well i came with the dog <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: thats ok Loversboy_1: no you did not Loversboy_1: you did not tell me</font> CanineLover: hey.. you ain't going are you? CanineLover: i'm sorry .. <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: no i want to fuck you</font> CanineLover: i get ratty after i cum <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: nice one Loversboy_1: come again</font> CanineLover: you can fuck my ear... CanineLover: you might get a tight fit in there <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: to big</font> CanineLover: maybe <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: your ear i mean</font> CanineLover: or it maybe a bit loose <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: no much to wide Loversboy_1: now what is left</font> CanineLover: my belly button? <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: no more wholes Loversboy_1: yes but is not deep</font> CanineLover: hey.. are you gay??.. or ugly.. CanineLover: 'cos i'm ugly as sin <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: neither slut Loversboy_1: good Loversboy_1: tell me how ugly Loversboy_1: big and fat Loversboy_1: and ..</font> CanineLover: i have to be to want to have pretend sex online with some stranger <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: yeah right Loversboy_1: and the dog</font> CanineLover: thats real <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: He my little fucker Loversboy_1: I have to go for one hour Loversboy_1: do you fancy</font> CanineLover: you? <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: another dog session in one hour</font> CanineLover: no i don't fancy you.. CanineLover: i just fancy fucking around with you <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: ok then goodbye</font> CanineLover: buhbye .. retard <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: make your mind up ugly</font> CanineLover: i already did weaseldick... buhbye <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1: see you in one hour if not have a nice fuck</font> CanineLover: ok teenypeeny <font color=#ffff00>Loversboy_1 has left the conversation.</font> [ April 25, 2001: Message edited by: PimpDaddy ]
I went followed a link from X-ENTERTAINMENT yesterday to a site called; "Something Awful". I don't know if you guys have been there before or not. This was my first time. Anyway, they had a "pranks" section, which is equivalent to Fugly's victims. I decided to check it out. I must say, I almost felt like I was cheating on Fugly for doing so. The "pranks" that I read were soooooo NOT funny! I could only read two or three, before I got bored and left!
AAAHH!! this guy was so nice to me.. even with my horrific scarring... i almost felt guilty for a few seconds... either he was really nice.. or really desperate for a fuck... i wish i saw him offer to send me a picture.. i was so swept up in my fairy-tale i missed him offering it to me ----------------------------------------- <font color=ffff00>granadaguy1: hi 45/m/northeast - fancy a whisper</font> CanineLover: oh cool <font color=ffff00>granadaguy1: afraid i dont have much experience but would love to</font> CanineLover: it's ok.. you know what my name *means* don't you.. i like to let my dog join in <font color=ffff00>granadaguy1: i know! that sort of think is what turns me on</font> CanineLover: oh cool CanineLover: it's all i seem to get since my accident.. CanineLover: my dog patch and cybersex <font color=ffff00>granadaguy1: trouble is it is hard to find a like minded person</font> CanineLover: oh i know... CanineLover: i never understood the attraction CanineLover: until i lost my legs CanineLover: and i was depressed CanineLover: i thought no man would want me <font color=ffff00>granadaguy1: so what are u looking for as well as your dog</font> CanineLover: and i was crying one day CanineLover: and patch came over and started to lick my pussy CanineLover: and look at me.. as if he knew what would make me feel better <font color=ffff00>granadaguy1: thats nice</font> granadaguy1: why do u think no man would want u CanineLover: so i started to play with his dick.. and guided him into me.. CanineLover: 'cos i'm hideous... CanineLover: i used to be so pretty before the carcrash <font color=ffff00>granadaguy1: bet u are not hideous</font> CanineLover: blonde hair and cute button nose... CanineLover: and when i went through that windscreen CanineLover: my life seemed to be over <font color=ffff00>granadaguy1: some people do look beneath looks</font> CanineLover: i lost my top lip, my nose, half my scalp.. and my legs too CanineLover: the doctors are trying.. you know the plastic surgery <font color=ffff00>granadaguy1: u are trying to put uyself down</font> CanineLover: but i'll never look the same again CanineLover: i don't need to put MYSELF down... CanineLover: i know how much i repulse men.. CanineLover: have you ever been to a nightclub.. in a wheelchair.. <font color=ffff00>granadaguy1: well i am sure u wouldnt repulse all men</font> CanineLover: with your face all fucked up... CanineLover: and men coming up to offer you drinks.. <font color=ffff00>granadaguy1: there is always more to looks</font> CanineLover: then throwing the drink at you.. and saying.. "what would i see in you you freak?"? <font color=ffff00>granadaguy1: that is awful of them but not everyone is like that</font> CanineLover: so you are not like that? <font color=ffff00>granadaguy1: no. i dont judge people</font> CanineLover: wow.. you're cool CanineLover: i'd send you a pic of me after the accident.. well ...now i mean <font color=ffff00>granadaguy1: too many people judge others</font> CanineLover: but i can't face letting a camera photo me <font color=ffff00>granadaguy1: great. i can send u some as well</font> granadaguy1: thats ok there is no pressure CanineLover: ok.. you're so nice... <font color=ffff00>granadaguy1: i just love chatting to ladies into animal sex and hopefull if i ever get luck to meet up</font> CanineLover: most men these days would cross the road rather than have to register my existence CanineLover: hey i hope we could meet up.. <font color=ffff00>granadaguy1: well u should not judge everyone like that</font> CanineLover: so you wouldn't mind if patch joined in? <font color=ffff00>granadaguy1: i would love to. u are in cumbria?</font> CanineLover: yes <font color=ffff00>granadaguy1: i would love it if he joined in</font> granadaguy1: i live in co durham near the a 66 CanineLover: oh.. appleby <font color=ffff00>granadaguy1: not far at all. only about 30 minutes</font> granadaguy1: i live in barnard castle CanineLover: you wouldn't mind having sex with a cripple <font color=ffff00>granadaguy1: my name is andy and i am 45</font> CanineLover: i told you i have no legs right CanineLover: i'm barbara.. 26 <font color=ffff00>granadaguy1: why should i mind. everyone can have sex u know</font> CanineLover: oh.. cool CanineLover: my ex-boyfriend tried it once after the accident <font color=ffff00>granadaguy1: only once?</font> CanineLover: he said that my stumps rubbing against his thighs while i orgasmed made him want to puke CanineLover: then he dumped me... CanineLover: the thing is.. he lost an arm in the accident <font color=ffff00>granadaguy1: accidents can happen to anyone so why should it change our views on anyone</font> CanineLover: and it was his drunk driving that caused the crash <font color=ffff00>granadaguy1: well he sound a right awful man</font> CanineLover: he was... CanineLover: patch took care of him though <font color=ffff00>granadaguy1: bit him!?</font> CanineLover: bit him square in the nuts when i started crying CanineLover: lol <font color=ffff00>granadaguy1: what sort of dog is patch</font> CanineLover: i love my patchy so much CanineLover: he's a mongrel CanineLover: border collie/ whippet cross <font color=ffff00>granadaguy1: well i can assure you i wouldnt pass comment on how u look and i bet it is not bad granadaguy1: sound a nice dog does he like sex with u</font> CanineLover: it is.. i know it is.. just as long as you have a strong stomach..lol CanineLover: yeah he does CanineLover: he really enjoys it.. i can tell <font color=ffff00>granadaguy1: i mean i have tattoos - they may put u off granadaguy1: wow. does he cum in u</font> CanineLover: oh shit.. if you don't mind my stumps and scars .. i'm sure i can handle a coupla tattoos.. CanineLover: yeah he does.. it's great <font color=ffff00>granadaguy1: (and a few piercings?!)</font> CanineLover: you know.. that when he cums.. CanineLover: his dick starts to get bigger at the end CanineLover: and kinda locks in <font color=ffff00>granadaguy1: i am not a punk or whatever, i just like tattoos and piercings but only those you cant see dressed up</font> CanineLover: hey thats cool <font color=ffff00>granadaguy1: sounds great i would love to lick u out after</font> CanineLover: do you have any intimate piercings? CanineLover: i have my clit pierced <font color=ffff00>granadaguy1: prince albert and 2 on my scrotum granadaguy1: wow that sounds great</font> CanineLover: but i always take it out before patch has sex with me CanineLover: i don't think he likes it.. <font color=ffff00>granadaguy1: oh right. i dont take mine out granadaguy1: do u suck him off</font> CanineLover: if i leave it in.. he tries gnawing or scratching it out <font color=ffff00>granadaguy1: i can imagine</font> CanineLover: which was fun once.. CanineLover: but.. err.. hehe CanineLover: don't wanna risk any damage CanineLover: yeah i suck him off... <font color=ffff00>granadaguy1: i could gnaw on it! granadaguy1: cool</font> CanineLover: i could suck him off while you are fucking me... CanineLover: or gnawing at my clitstud..lol <font color=ffff00>granadaguy1: that would be great</font> CanineLover: hey i gotta go offline... CanineLover: can i give you my number <font color=ffff00>granadaguy1: i could kiss you after he came</font> CanineLover: ooh.. yeah <font color=ffff00>granadaguy1: want my number</font> CanineLover: ok.. cool <font color=ffff00>granadaguy1: 01833 6xxxx8 granadaguy1: leave a message if i am not in granadaguy1: can i have yours</font> CanineLover: mines 07866748988 CanineLover: it's always on... CanineLover: seeya.. CanineLover: talk to you soon.. i hope <font color=ffff00>granadaguy1: thanks when can i call</font> CanineLover: anytime <font color=ffff00>granadaguy1: now?</font> CanineLover: not right now.. i got my mum coming round to change my bandages CanineLover: but in about an hour?? <font color=ffff00>granadaguy1: tomorrow?</font> granadaguy1: an hour it is then CanineLover: tomorrow is fine CanineLover: an hour is better CanineLover: *smiles* <font color=ffff00>granadaguy1: i can phone in an hour</font> granadaguy1: cu xxxx CanineLover: seeya <font color=ffff00>granadaguy1: take care granadaguy1: i'll let u go now!! granadaguy1: look 4ward to speaking granadaguy1 has left the conversation.</font> [ April 25, 2001: Message edited by: PimpDaddy ]
. hmm.. better edit out that phone number...hehehe.. btw.. my ones a dud.. you don't think i'd hand out my real one do you?? [ April 25, 2001: Message edited by: PimpDaddy ]
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: I went followed a link from X-ENTERTAINMENT yesterday to a site called; "Something Awful". I don't know if you guys have been there before or not. This was my first time. Anyway, they had a "pranks" section, which is equivalent to Fugly's victims. I decided to check it out. I must say, I almost felt like I was cheating on Fugly for doing so. The "pranks" that I read were soooooo NOT funny! I could only read two or three, before I got bored and left! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> never seen it... guess there's no point looking...
I just came back from there. They read like early morning disc jockey pranks - safe and useless. About as acerbic as Family Circus.
Thanks for sharing your prank you guys. I needed to laugh my ass off. Keep it up! That was some really funny shit.
do you think we are here to amuse you? fuck no! do us a favor and kill yourself, but make sure to leave my email address in the suicide note: I_murder_children@operamail.com Hopefully I can get a laugh at your death
Anyone that calls themselves 'LALA' is only looking for one thing-to be gagged,beaten and gang-raped.watch out for this little slimebottom-i bet he is good at getting what he wants,fooling ppl into thinking it isn't.He will say:"OW!No-pleasssse don't ~hurrrrt~ me...no...no...OOOH!~PLEASSSE~'Nooo' DON'T do ~thaAAAaaat~!!!"...whilst at the same time looking awestruck,wide eyed and with a little STIFFY in his PANTS!!!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children: I dont know about them, but the idea of a ball gag, and gang rape gives me a stiffy...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Yes-the differance is that you wholeheartedly embrace the action,and are very happy about your jaunty upbeat sexual preferences.lala,however,is the type who is SO fucked up,he even does you the favour of hating himself in advance for you-cause he knows how loathsome and repulsive he is.His mouth says "NOOO!"(with the hint of a smirk) but his eyes say "Ooooooh Y-YETH-YETHHH!!ooooh H-H-HURT me PLEATH!!!TH-THEN,i don't feel tho bad for wanting to be IMPALED on the end of YOOOU!!!oooh!my dream come TRUE!!!I feel tho ~thpeciaaal~"
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey: Yes-the differance is that you wholeheartedly embrace the action,and are very happy about your jaunty upbeat sexual preferences.lala,however,is the type who is SO fucked up,he even does you the favour of hating himself in advance for you-cause he knows how loathsome and repulsive he is.His mouth says "NOOO!"(with the hint of a smirk) but his eyes say "Ooooooh Y-YETH-YETHHH!!ooooh H-H-HURT me PLEATH!!!TH-THEN,i don't feel tho bad for wanting to be IMPALED on the end of YOOOU!!!oooh!my dream come TRUE!!!I feel tho ~thpeciaaal~" <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> wow!!... you picked up on all that from one post?? .. will you be my shrink?? and btw... lala.. thanx. glad you enjoyed 'em... but if you call them pranks again i'll tear out your throat, use it as a tool to open your chest and rip out your still-beating heart and fuck it like a duck-taped hamster... and laugh at you dying as your heart bleeds all over my dick.... "prank" makes me feel all dirty... like i been influenced by somethingawful.com.... we prefer victims... just as we are partial to victimisation
btw... i don't hate somethingawful... they have one major thing going for them... cliff yablonski ... back me up here kidkilla
I couldn't seem to keep my attention span at "something awful". All I know is that I kept wanting "something else" to read.
Hey nursey! I just read your reply to mine. You must be a very angry tormented soul. You have no room to talk about the name I chose. What the hell is "nursey" anyway? From the sound of it your name should be "pussy" Oh, and by the way I don't get stiffies. You aren't very good at picking things from ones postings.
