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  1. Ministersf

    Ministersf New Member

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    If you had access to a sophisticated computer network capable of transmiting gigabytes of data every second all over the world, would you:

    A) Use it to improve my education.
    B) Use it to exchange important information with business associates worldwide.
    C) Market a product.
    D) Spend hours a day posting banal and often obscene sentence fragments that can be viewed by other people like me in real time.


    I'm gonna go with "D".
     
  2. Yummy

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Minister Saint-Fond:

    C) Market a product.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    C. and my product would be The Cult of Yummy
     
  3. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    all of the above
     
  4. Fugly

    Fugly Administrator Staff Member Fugly Staff

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    Spam for us. Use it to send our URL to zillions of people so we can improve this shithole of a website.
     
  5. 1337

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    MARTIN, i wrote www.fugly.com on a bus stop, that might help...
     
  6. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Fuck, good idea. I'm gonna go carve it on a few bathroom stalls...
     
  7. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    i am gonna skratch it into my ass
     
  8. mOuLDeH

    mOuLDeH New Member

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    I have www.fugly.com tatooed on my foreskin.

    You now have multiple whores visiting your site - EVERY DAY - All thanks to me!

     
  9. 1337

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    oh and the public libraries keep getting www.fugly.com set as their homepages.
     
  10. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by HighClass-WhiteTrash 1337:
    oh and the public libraries keep getting www.fugly.com set as their homepages.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    LMFAO! thats wicked, some child opens the browser n porn pops up!
     
  11. 1337

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    I THINK I AM THE FIRST PERSON TO BE BANNED FROM 2 LIBRARIES/
     
  12. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by HighClass-WhiteTrash 1337:
    I THINK I AM THE FIRST PERSON TO BE BANNED FROM 2 LIBRARIES/<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    stfu...how many libraries are there where yer at? n what did u do, exactly, to get banned?
     
  13. 1337

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    IN TORONTO THERES LOTS.
    MISSISSAUGA HAS LIKE 5
    TORONTO HAS LIKE 4 TIMES THAT AT LEAST.
    DO YOU THINK I LIVE IN LIKE A IGLOO VILLAGE OR SOMETHING?
    WITH LIKE 5 PEOPLE?
     
  14. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by HighClass-WhiteTrash 1337:
    IN TORONTO THERES LOTS.
    MISSISSAUGA HAS LIKE 5
    TORONTO HAS LIKE 4 TIMES THAT AT LEAST.
    DO YOU THINK I LIVE IN LIKE A IGLOO VILLAGE OR SOMETHING?
    WITH LIKE 5 PEOPLE?
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    where the hell did igloo come from? we only have one public library n it doesnt even have a public computer facility! so if u have more than one public library, that rox.
     
  15. 1337

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    HEY KIT, ITS 430 AM I WOKED UP AGAIN TODAY AND AM EATING STALE SALT AND VINEGAR CHIPS AND DRINKING FRUITE.
    GONNA GRAB ABOUT 1.5 HOURS OF SLEEP NOW.
    AND AFTER I GET BACK SLEEP FOR THE DAY.
    OH AND I WILL BUY THE BATTERIES!!
    OKIE BYE CHAMP.
     
  16. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by HighClass-WhiteTrash 1337:
    HEY KIT, ITS 430 AM I WOKED UP AGAIN TODAY AND AM EATING STALE SALT AND VINEGAR CHIPS AND DRINKING FRUITE.
    GONNA GRAB ABOUT 1.5 HOURS OF SLEEP NOW.
    AND AFTER I GET BACK SLEEP FOR THE DAY.
    OH AND I WILL BUY THE BATTERIES!!
    OKIE BYE CHAMP.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    good good...except for the odd sleeping/eating habits, but whatever tickles yer fickle. i want pics dammit.
     

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