Surfs up!

Discussion in 'Random Media' started by Tojo Burbage, Sep 2, 2003.

  1. Tojo Burbage

    Tojo Burbage New Member

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    Be honest... you'd shit yourself wouldn't you?

     
  2. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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    Just a bit
     
  3. stymie

    stymie New Member

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    Not half you would. And in a wet suit. Try explaining THAT back in the changing room.
     
  4. Icenhour

    Icenhour New Member

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    hey this may be to much info but one time I had food poisoning... and had a nice wet shit in a pair of vinyl pants... thats was a nasty scene. so I could only imagine what its liek to shit in a wet suit... gross
     
  5. Tojo Burbage

    Tojo Burbage New Member

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    You where right.

    Too much info, but appreciated anyway...
     
  6. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    That pic reminds of a little story; When I lived in N.C I was out surfing at Wrightsville beach near the Crystal pier. So I'm chillin in the water waiting for a wave when all these ambulances come storming out onto the beach a couple of hundred feet away. So I'm thinkin some dumbass tourist got stung by a jellyfish or something stupid like that, I finish my session and go home. Turns out the next day I pick up a paper and some dude out surfing 200 feet away from me gets his foot bitten off by a shark. I thanked the surf gods it wasn't me.

    That is all.
     
  7. theonlylivingboy

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    If ever you shoud come across a shark when swimming, simply turn and swim back to safety. It's a proven fact that man can swim through water quicker than a shark can swim through shit.
     
  8. Tojo Burbage

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    I actually believe my adrenalin/self-preservation overload will allow me to walk on the water due to some sort of mathematic science that equals tension over water surface multiplied by fear.

    Or something like that.
     
  9. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by theonlylivingboy:
    If ever you shoud come across a shark when swimming, simply turn and swim back to safety. It's a proven fact that man can swim through water quicker than a shark can swim through shit. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    LOL, good point dude. I'll try that next time.
     

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