Sudden DRASTIC living arrangement change fell into my lap...

see Phatboy there comes a time in every moral mans life where has to say "NO, you KEEP your hand RIGHT where it is, I haven't been checked out since my threesome with that asian prostitute and her spiderman-costume wearing pimp in DC, for the sake of everyone else here I cannot allow you to release my penis"

 

I thought I was the only one using that line.

 

Naw, it's just my luck that I'd be 'checked' right after the person with the crabs...

 

no you;re just the only one it works on

 

And hilarity enues.

 

What crawled into your arse and died, then slowly decomposed into a festering, slimey lump and trickled out gradually over time causing large bluebottles to congregate excitedly around your anus in order to lay eggs which hatched into a writhing, energetic hub of activity before emerging out the back of your trousers as a swarm of hunky, big Bungle buttfed flies?

 

Nursey - you're once, twice, three times a lady.......

 

I need some of whatever Nursey's on... Shit, if I could spit out shit in that calibur on test day, I'd be sure to ace all my courses (essay questions only, mind you - not multiple guess).

Pimp: I'll let ya know how 'wild' the Jew parties are after I go to it.

 

Is it wrong to be turned on by that?

 

Not if your wife approves and wishes to also indulge in the exhilerrating new spice to your love life.

 

I couldn't add spice to my love life if I shoved a cayenne pepper up her ass.

 

Sure beats what a parolee' told me yesterday. He caught his chick cheating, so he rubbed icy-hot on the outside of a condom and fucked her with it for two strokes before she kicked him off.