Sudden DRASTIC living arrangement change fell into my lap...

Why not? Did she see your bank statement?
OI VAY!

 

So she will sniff your pits but not come off the poo-nani? Hmmmmmm.

 

Have her lick your potato chip bag.

 

I need an avatar.

 

If I post a picture of my potato chip bag, will you use it as your avatar?

 

Is it so crinkled you can't even tell what it is any more?

 

You'll just have to wait and see, my anxious friend...

 

Make me proud!

 

Here you are... Re-sized and ready to fill up your... avatar.



Be careful with them, though... They're delicate.

 

Typical... You let the whole world see your balls, and everyone backs down... :lol:

 

coin purse

 

... of a very poor person.

 

Hey man, it was cold that day... :shock:

 

Nicely shorn, though. :wink:

 

Thanks! Always nice to meet a fan. :wink:

 

freshly shaven? woudln;t that imply that you have some hidden fantasy that you'll end up humping someone on here?

 

OK, truth time. They're not freshly shaven - I can't stand the tickle that pubic hair gives when it starts to grow back. They are, however, 'trimmed' fairly short (jesus, the longest hair I saw was damn near 4 inches long - and no, it wasn't my cock).

I trimmed everything recently because I've been invited to a 'fly down' party at the Jewish chick's house. It's like a regular party, but it's mandated that your fly be down in order to attend. It just makes it easier to 'mingle,' I suppose. I just didn't want to scare away any potential lay with the thick hair that normally resides there. God, hope I don't catch crabs from some girl that *has* to put her hand into everyone's pants. :roll:

 

Lomotil your pretty fucking Emo man.

 

jew parties sound pretty wild! :roll:

 

So you are okay catching crabs from some chick, just as long as she doesnt share them with the whole party?