Sudden DRASTIC living arrangement change fell into my lap...

Ha ha ha ha.....are you making the assumption that the jewish girl cant like Lomo for his game collection??????

 

Not unless the collection is set in 18 Karat gold. :?

 

Wasnt there a Zelda game that was gold? I think so, LOMO you may be in luck......

Sam are you saying that if Lomo had some sweet games you might uh, you know, uh............

 

What? Be Jewish?

 

Phatboy: Yeah, I still love her. Only recently did I remember that during the beginning of our relationship, I told myself that I knew it wasn't going to work, and that I'd just ride it out as long as it was working, while knowing that it wouldn't last. I somehow forgot about that during our second year together. Spending some time apart from her has brought back that realization, and it makes it easier. But I still do love her, know her inside and out, and care.

A similar condition exists with the Jew, but I think it'll be easier to keep in check, should things heat up between us.

Last night, she had her face buried in my armpit, breathing heavily while grinding her nose into me, pausing only to look up at me and say, "I like it..." 8) Ulfur would be proud.

And yes, I've got at least six of those gold Zelda cartridges, just to sweeten the deal.

 

Boring...! :?

Unless you have something juicy to relay such as a potential stalking crisis, protection orders, jealous ex-lovers, etc. let's discontinue our soiled laundry thread, shall we?

 

Your goyim body odour must be providing her with a strange and exciting new treat!

 

Don't worry, Sam, I'll post the sordid details as they unfold. And Nursey, I'm thinking about going all day without wearing deodorant just to drive her mad during our afternoon class together... And instead of driving, maybe I'll just jog the 15 miles to school, just for added effect. :shock:

 

Uh, so, uh, yea, uhm were you wearing deoderant(SP?) at the time? I only ask, cause I am tall, and I dated this chick that was just about at pit height, she would always comment on how she liked my deoderant. Just make sure to trim your finger nails before you give her the 6-pack treatment, chick dont dig hang nails...... :lol:

 

I had put on some spray-on deodorant when I started my day, but by the time she sniffed it, I was breaking through towards my usual musky arouma - I wonder if the beer had made it's way through my glands to have an impact... :?

 

Rub yourself down with some cash. That should do it.

 

Or squirting some of this down your boxers should do the trick...

 

Is that Kosher?

 

Oy!

 

OY OY....OI???

 

No, i think Lomo is insinuating that the Rabbi has blessed his cock now, meaning the coupling is ready to be consummated.

 

Who?? MOI!?! OI OI.....Oyyyyy.

 

You are the Rabbi? A chanting, skinhead Rabbi? What the hell is the world coming to, these days...

 

Cheer up. Maybe soon she will start sniffing your ass.

 

Geez... I don't want to kill her! Haven't even slept with her yet! :roll: