Stupid Girls!

I went to raquetball class early today. Actually, i go early everyday. Anyways, while i was waiting for class to begin, a group of girls walks in - the usual three friends, all wearing cute outfits - shorts, tank tops - clean bright white socks, new shoes, and a thick layer of make up. Then they got on their cell phones and started calling ppl, and talking and laughing all loud. At least they didnt look as bad as the chik that cam in later - she went heavy on the blush! she looked like a clown. this is a PE class.
You are supposed to sweat it out, get stinky and dirty and girls were wearing make up and cute outfits, with their hair done all neat and pretty...
It made me sick. i wish i had my camera to take pictures. i would have posted them up for everyone to see how stupid girly girls looked...

 

Here, take 200 mg of Quitcherbitchin Hydrochloride and call me in the morning.

On second thought, don't call me.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lomotil:
Here, take 200 mg of Quitcherbitchin Hydrochloride and call me in the morning.

On second thought, don't call me.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ouch!!

I got a perfect mental image of the girls that Kitana is speaking of. I too, despise those girls. All I can do (aside from killing them) is to take comfort in the fact that their lives WILL suck later on in life. There are always marvelous things that can happen to them... breast cancer, syphilis, date rape leading to torture and eventually death, car accidents, muggings, aneurysms, retarded offspring, strokes, osteoporosis... need I go on? This is a tactic that I use a lot in life, whenever someone pisses me off.

 

It's so much fun, pointing out other's shortcomings, isn't it?

 

yeah.. and you get bonus points if they cry

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lomotil:
Here, take 200 mg of Quitcherbitchin Hydrochloride and call me in the morning.

On second thought, don't call me.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

give me your phone number and i will give u some of your fave malt liqour

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
I got a perfect mental image of the girls that Kitana is speaking of. I too, despise those girls. All I can do (aside from killing them) is to take comfort in the fact that their lives WILL suck later on in life. There are always marvelous things that can happen to them... breast cancer, syphilis, date rape leading to torture and eventually death, car accidents, muggings, aneurysms, retarded offspring, strokes, osteoporosis... need I go on? This is a tactic that I use a lot in life, whenever someone pisses me off.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


But Nauseous! This can happen to anybody.

 

i could get breast cancer??... better lay off the nipple clamps

 

Anyone with breasts can get breast cancer.

 

does that include pecs n nipples... or just jigglybreasts, (maybe jiggly man-breasts)

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy:
does that include pecs n nipples... or just jigglybreasts, (maybe jiggly man-breasts)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

all kinds! any mammal with breasts, male or female can get breast cancer

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
There are always marvelous things that can happen... breast cancer, syphilis, date rape leading to torture and eventually death, car accidents, muggings, aneurysms, retarded offspring, strokes, osteoporosis... need I go on?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Please do! *Imagines scene from 'Crash'*

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 666kitana999:

But Nauseous! This can happen to anybody.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


My point exactly. Think of their odds!!? Cancer doesn't discriminate. I just like to picture them suffering ... that's all. Whatever gets you through the day, right?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 666kitana999:
all kinds! any mammal with breasts, male or female can get breast cancer<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

mental note: stop smearing slimy residue of spilt coffee in ashtray on nipples

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 666kitana999:
what the fuck!?! what do u do that for?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

it's a bedroom thing... go off an have sex, become a fuckslut, then come back and i'll explain in detail... until then, any explanation is lost on you.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy:
it's a bedroom thing... go off an have sex, become a fuckslut, then come back and i'll explain in detail... until then, any explanation is lost on you.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

that's ok, but go ahead and explain, i might understand.

 

have you ever had an orgasm, there'd be no point telling you anything if you haven't

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy:
have you ever had an orgasm, there'd be no point telling you anything if you haven't<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

awww, no i havent...but u can tell me anyway, i still might understand

 

i think i'd get into trouble if i told you.. it's one of those secret society kinda things... you have to have had an orgasm to be told... it probably opens your eyes to things that shouldn't be known by absolute pleasure virgins....

but if you promise not to become any more screwed up than you already are by what i tell you,
i may tell you

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy:
it probably opens your eyes to things that shouldn't be known by absolute pleasure virgins....
but if you promise not to become any more screwed up than you already are by what i tell you,
i may tell you<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

i have had pleasure - just not sexual.
tell me! i promise i wont get screwed up