Two families move from Iraq to America. When they arrive, the fathers make each other a bet -- in a year's time, whichever family has become more American will win. A year later when they meet again the first guy says, "My son's playing baseball, I had McDonald's for breakfast and I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud for tonight. How about you?" The second guy says, "Fuck you, towelhead!"
i was being sarcastic (based on the responses from both times posted) it wasnt funny either time... i only wish people would think b4 posting.....