STRANGER...DONT BE A SAD WANKER

BE RETARDED... EVERYONE BE RETARDED...JUST BE YOURSELF...

after a hrad days work, or not... come here and leave retarded messages for retarded people to read... dont take yourself so seriousely... lifes too short

 

:drools all over himself and makes grunting noises:

 

YES YES YES!!!!!!
OHHHHHH YES!!!!!!
That was sooooooo SEXY...
OHHHHHH YEAH...............

 

How dare you take advantage of me! I am NOT a piece of meat! I have desires! ...feelings! ...things that vibrate!

 

but it was great at the time... i really loved you... its not you... its me

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by i_dont_wank:
but it was great at the time... i really loved you... its not you... its me<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You say that now, sure... But will you still respect me in the morning?

 

of course i will love you for ever...
i never felt like this about anyone before

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by i_dont_wank:
of course i will love you for ever...
i never felt like this about anyone before <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I bet you say that to all the boys...

 

no i swear yor the only boy i ever felt like this with... i really love you and i think we should make love as it will prove how much i love you... i promise it wont hurt... much

 

Sure, if you buy the plane ticket, pay for the gas, motel fare, and other necessities... why not?

Are your vaccinations all up-to-date?

 

HEY IM CLEAN ARE YOU...
WOW I CUNT BELIEVE IM GONNA HAVE SEX IN LIKE...WELL BOOK PLANE TICKET GET ON PLANE GET TO WHERE EVER YOU LIVE...ABOUT A DAY OR TWO.... OHHH YEAH....DO YOU HAVE A CONDOM?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by i_dont_wank:
HEY IM CLEAN ARE YOU...
WOW I CUNT BELIEVE IM GONNA HAVE SEX IN LIKE...WELL BOOK PLANE TICKET GET ON PLANE GET TO WHERE EVER YOU LIVE...ABOUT A DAY OR TWO.... OHHH YEAH....DO YOU HAVE A CONDOM? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

There are stipulations, mind you... I require three forms of ID, shoe size, and blood/urine samples. Condoms aren't that important, as I usually just blow the load all over you anyway. Besides, I'm not going to claim the child anyway, so what do I care?

Damn... my crotch itches...

 

WELL I CAN BRING;
1) LIBRARY CARD
2) CHESS CLUB CARD
3) AND MY GEEKSUNITED.COM MEMBERSHIP FORM

MY SHOE SIZE IS AND ENGLISH 13... AND IM 5'3
I HAVE BLONDE HAIR AND GREY EYES... AND 38 AAA BRA SIZE
MY ACNES PRETTY BAD AT THE MOMENT BUT IT SOULD CLEAR UP



I HAVE AN ABNORMALLY LARGE VAGINA ALSO... VERY ACCOMODATING THOUGH...

 

Here we go with the CAPITAL LETTERS again...

Just how "Abnormally large" is your vagina? If I bent you over, would it be like tossing a hotdog down a hallway? I've got one of those compact noodle models, if there's not going to be any friction for me, I might as well stay home.

About the acne, all I can suggest is to take a butter knife and scrape it along your face at a 45 degree angle, covering the entire surface. Repeat, if necessary.

 

not some much hotdog and hall way rather than... needle and gym hall

well the acne thing... isnt so much on my face than my arse... but i v been told if u look at it at a certain angle you can see the shape of the virgin mary...

 

That's remarkable! I might just jizz on command if I see our Holy Savior's own mother on the gluteus maximus of the person in front of me!

Reminds me of the altar boys...

 

ahh... the alter boys...!

yes my arse is quite famous i had many a christian bow down and kiss it... some went as far as to lick it... much to my pleasure...although they were always the young christian ladies that did it... nevermind ay?

 

Did they gnaw off the pimples with thier teeth, lick the seeping pus out of the craters left on your asscheeks, suck the piss out of your urethra, and floss with the hair in the crack of your ass when they were done?

 

of course... i made them do that obviousely


they also poked my a-hole with the sharpened fingernails

 

That's one way to get rid of the hemorrhoids... Bet you save loads of money by not having to go back to the doctor's office for thier 'professional' removal...