Stop me if you've heard this or don't.

A Priest and a Rabbi are walking down the street when a little boy walks pass them.The Priest asks "Hey,you wanna fuck that little boy?" and the Rabbi says "Outta what?".


pwned!!!

 

A priest, an African American and a little Jewish boy are walking down the street when they are killed by a drunk driver. When they get to heaven God says "Fuck! I didn't mean to kill you just yet. I tell you what, I'll send you all back to earth if you each give up the thing you love most"

All three agree to God's terms and are sent back to earth. As they are walking down the street the African American see some people playing basketball, and try as he might to ignore them, he eventually drifts over to play.... and poof he disappears.

The priest and Jewish boy continue walking down the street when the Jewish boy sees a penny. Try as he might to ignore it, he eventually bends down to pick it up, and poof.................................................................................................the priest disappears!

 

YOU ARE A COMIC LEGAND!!! it was funner the other 40 some times it was posted shitsmear

 

Yeah, the thing that's bugging me is this thread's titled "Stop me if you've heard this ..." but THIS IS THE INTERNET NOT A FUCKING CONVERSATION, SO WE CAN'T STOP YOU, DICKWAD.

 

Whats the difference between acne and a catholic priest?

Acne wont come on a boys face until hes 12.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by chester grape:
Yeah, the thing that's bugging me is this thread's titled "Stop me if you've heard this ..." but THIS IS THE INTERNET NOT A FUCKING CONVERSATION, SO WE CAN'T STOP YOU, DICKWAD.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You're not the sharpest tool in the shed now, are you?

 

hey isnt "Chester Grape" the retard that was in that movie where he kept climbing trees and shit and his mom was so fat when she died they just burned the house down rather than trying to move her? (Scummy's fate, btw) who the fuck would choose that as a screen name. damn.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratilla the hun:
Scummy's fate, btw <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You are really getting obsessive...you might want to check with Nursey and Maryland Dumbass and see if they will let you in the club.

 

I have no fucking idea what movie you're talking about... If it were anywhere near as thrilling as you make it out to be, I'd probably have walked out of the theater by the time the title credits began rolling...

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lomo's Haus of Salvage:
I have no fucking idea what movie you're talking about... If it were anywhere near as thrilling as you make it out to be, I'd probably have walked out of the theater by the time the title credits began rolling...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I believe she was refering to What's Eating Gilbert Grape...and I thought you were a movie buff, Lomo.

 

aah, but only good movies...

 

You all seem to know so much about each other. Do you guys all live together or something?

 

Precisely... That's why we communicate with one another through the forum, instead of merely talking. By golly, maybe I was wrong about you... Maybe you aren't quite as stupid as you portray yourself.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratilla the hun:
hey isnt "Chester Grape" the retard that was in that movie where he kept climbing trees and shit and his mom was so fat when she died they just burned the house down rather than trying to move her? (Scummy's fate, btw) who the fuck would choose that as a screen name. damn.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ah yes..."What's Eating Gilbert Grape." (And surprisingly, it WASN'T his mom..)

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ulfur Engil:
Ah yes..."What's Eating Gilbert Grape." (And surprisingly, it WASN'T his mom..)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Well Ulfur, I'm on the edge of my damn seat! Who was it if it WASNT his mammy??