stop me if you heard this one!

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by Dimples, May 2, 2005.

  1. Dimples

    Dimples New Member

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    how many micheal jacksons does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    none he only screws kids!!

    BA-DA-BING!
     
    Dimples, May 2, 2005
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  2. DrBungle

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    STOP!
     
    DrBungle, May 2, 2005
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  3. Dimples

    Dimples New Member

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    NO!
     
    Dimples, May 2, 2005
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  4. DrBungle

    DrBungle New Member

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    KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF!
     
    DrBungle, May 3, 2005
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  5. Dimples

    Dimples New Member

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    STOP LOOKING AT MY BUTT!
     
    Dimples, May 3, 2005
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  6. DrBungle

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    Nuh uh.
     
    DrBungle, May 3, 2005
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  7. Schmed

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    I should of never pulled my dick out of her Jack Handy quoting retarded mouth....
     
    Schmed, May 3, 2005
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  8. Dimples

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    your winky was in my mouth? sorry i never even felt it! dang it must be small :(
     
    Dimples, May 3, 2005
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  9. Schmed

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    You wouldn't of, its 3 inches long and thickas a fish hook...but full of A.I.D.S.


    At least you can't catch that twice :wink: :wink:
     
    Schmed, May 3, 2005
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  10. Dimples

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    at least i wont die from it twice either!
     
    Dimples, May 3, 2005
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