why do i give a shit man?.. i just do.. ... y'know i might be one of the only people in the world who really gives a shit.. maybe no-one cares if i give a shit or not.... i need to go for a shit
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy: maybe i should take the bible to the shithouse with me...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Which Bible are we talking about? The one with a bit of "magnetism" to it?
it didn't matter... i forgot i'm at my dads... and he buys toilet paper rather than taking home copies of 'the sun'
anyway.. i left that book with nursey... seeing as you addressed it to both of us and i've read it now
Remember the toilet roll at school? Izal? Think that was the name. Your finger shot through it very easy. Shit. It never cleared the crap it just re-arranged it, all up your back.
izal... tracing paper... that's the stuff... tho they got better stuff at secondary school.. i only ever had a shit once in primary school...
Was it in rolls or was it in little boxes full of the little bastard paper?And sorry Stymie i didn't remember it was called Izal. One thng i do remember is if u wanted it to absorb u c=had to sit there crunching the damn paper up for half an hours so it was less like tracing paper and more like real loo paper. I bet the teachers had Andrex.
they were in rolls and they were 'sealed' with one wrap of 'izal' branded paper (green writing)... like i say.. i only ever tried it once.. so can't comment on the scrunchyabsorbity properties... there were a few kids who tried more enterprising approaches to anal cleanliness than follow the logical "shit at home" route that i took... one or two of them started taking spare underpants from the 'accident box' and wiped with them... another one, when told that he had a choice between using the 'izal' paper, or suffer the indignity of shitting his pants and having to wear girls knickers from "the accident box", told the teacher "i'd rather force you at knifepoint to lick my fucking asshole clean than use that fucking paper to smear shit all over myself, you ginger haired bitch"..... needless to say she dragged him outside to be disciplined and he kicked her ass.... i left that year.. but was reliably informed that they started providing civilised toilet paper soon afterwards
Shit boi!!! this is my first post i think i should get a medal or sumit... im not realy up for taking a shit at my skool as u would probly get aid from sitting on a needle or sumit junky scum lol. this one time my mate went for a shit in skool ( we wer lafin r asses of at him for doing so) so he went in an dun a dump .. an then thought it would b funny to reach in to the bowl an grap his shit an smuge it all over the handles an the bak of the door. anywho a few days l8tr he had to go to the doctors coz he got this bad as rash on hiss ass an he couldnt sit down for like a week!!!! anyhooo
I think Rimmer (red dwarf) sussed loo roll out: "I only use three sheets, one up, one down and one to polish"
If you leave you're 'overspills' to dry out after a while it's relatively easy to peel away the crust. However this does involve walking around naked from the waist down for several hours whilst adopting a 'splits' style of walking, fpr maiximum drying ability. All that talk of crunchy loo paper has brought back memories long forgotten (repressed?) nice one... Sugar Tobacco anyone?
